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    12 Ways To Make Bacon Healthy

    This is pretty impossible, but here are some ways that come close.

    1. Put bacon with his best friend: the egg.

    2. Add a little bacon to your salad.

    3. Sprinkle some bacon on an avocado.

    4. You can make bacon healthy and trendy by serving it with kale.

    5. Thin crust pizza: hold the cheese, smother with bacon.

    6. Gift wrap your fish using bacon as paper.

    7. Like fruit snacks, as long as fruit is mentioned, it's healthy.

    8. Let your asparagus use bacon as a sleeping bag.

    9. Add some bacon to your oatmeal.

    10. Use bacon to help force down your brussels sprouts.

    11. There's always the option of fake bacon.

    12. Or, you could eat a plate of bacon and burn the calories off with Jeff Probst.