1. Just look at those frosted tips.

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The only other person that can pull of tips like that is JT circa the early 2000s.
2. No one else can rock a shirt that says "FOSHO" as good as he can.

3. Freshly bleached hair and leather is the ultimate combination.

4. I mean, have you seen anyone wear a sleeveless shirt so flawlessly?

5. He'll obviously cook for you on the daily.

6. He makes Ed Hardy work.

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(kind of)
7. He can look brooding.

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8. Or really excited.

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9. He is very passionate about food.

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But who isn't?
10. He is basically a rockstar*.

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*of the Food Network.
11. He is literally on fire.

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12. He is a TV star.

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What more could you want?
13. He has an impressive collection of sunglasses.

14. That facial hair, tho.

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15. And he'll take you to ~Flavortown~ anyime you want.

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