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    33 Reasons Why You Crave The Made In Chelsea Lifestyle

    Except for the opportunity to meet Mark-Francis, of course.

    1. Lunching and brunching is their day job

    2. Day drinking is the biggest struggle of the day

    3. And shopping is their main past-time

    4. There's a huge bulging trust fund to get through, after all

    5. The rumour mill is always at work

    6. And everyone is up for a gossip

    7. Catty-ness is more than welcome

    8. And harsh truths are totally acceptable to dish out

    9. As are tossed drinks on those that deserve it

    10. Insults don't have to be smart, just true

    11. And if you're not involved, you can sit back and be entertained

    12. But if you are, you can just escape to your country retreat to chill out

    13. Sassiness is the only weapon you'll need to get by

    14. And maybe a barbed tongue on select occasions

    15. Asking someone you've just met about their personal life is totally acceptable

    16. Since love is always in the air

    17. And if it doesn't go your way, there'll always be some fresh totty next season

    18. The romantic moments are splendid stuff

    19. Plus someone's guaranteed to be in a more tricky love match than you

    20. You get to learn how to bob to music from the latest indie bands

    21. And how to perfect the art of looking longingly across the room at bae

    22. You learn useful bits of information to pass down generation after generation

    23. And how to perfectly time run-ins with friends on a street corner

    24. Your parents can even get a share of the limelight too

    25. You can suck up to the producers and go anywhere in the world

    26. Plus a summer holiday is guaranteed

    27. If you're a guy that's done wrong, the boys will do their best to protect you

    28. But Chelsea is a land where the truth will always come out

    29. Facial expressions can be as exaggerated as possible

    30. And you can get one up on your peers just with your wardrobe

    31. Awkward silences are the norm

    32. As is an obsession with gloriously ridiculous nicknames

    33. And if you've ever had a tiring day in Chelsea, you're more than entitled to some bubbly to take the edge off.