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33 Reasons Why You Crave The Made In Chelsea Lifestyle

Except for the opportunity to meet Mark-Francis, of course.

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1. Lunching and brunching is their day job

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Back to back coffee dates at Bluebird today, gonna be a tough one.

2. Day drinking is the biggest struggle of the day

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You can do it, Lou.

3. And shopping is their main past-time

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Despite an obvious lack of steady income.

4. There's a huge bulging trust fund to get through, after all

Hurrah!

5. The rumour mill is always at work

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It's like being back at boarding school, without the homework.

6. And everyone is up for a gossip

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Especially if it's about someone cheating.

7. Catty-ness is more than welcome

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Me-ow.

8. And harsh truths are totally acceptable to dish out

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Especially at fancy occasions, like a Regatta or the polo.

9. As are tossed drinks on those that deserve it

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You can afford to waste a martini or two, even at London prices.

10. Insults don't have to be smart, just true

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To be fair, it looked pretty weird.

11. And if you're not involved, you can sit back and be entertained

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"Why's everyone getting up in my grill?"

12. But if you are, you can just escape to your country retreat to chill out

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Sometimes you need to get out of the city and bond with your ponies.

13. Sassiness is the only weapon you'll need to get by

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It'll carry you far.

14. And maybe a barbed tongue on select occasions

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Everyone needs to stand their ground sometimes.

15. Asking someone you've just met about their personal life is totally acceptable

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"So, are you single?"

16. Since love is always in the air

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The kiss chase will last all season, although it's unlikely to last a week beyond the finale.

17. And if it doesn't go your way, there'll always be some fresh totty next season

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Which is great news, because they only cast hot people.

18. The romantic moments are splendid stuff

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Who can forget that time Sam Thompson wooed Tiff with an owl?

19. Plus someone's guaranteed to be in a more tricky love match than you

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Ollie Locke's date at the roller disco comes to mind...

20. You get to learn how to bob to music from the latest indie bands

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That have probably paid for their gig to be on the show.

21. And how to perfect the art of looking longingly across the room at bae

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And usually across the Thames, too.

22. You learn useful bits of information to pass down generation after generation

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A-Levels have nothing on these gems.

23. And how to perfectly time run-ins with friends on a street corner

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Especially if you've recently drifted apart and it'll definitely be awkward.

24. Your parents can even get a share of the limelight too

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And the cameos will start rolling in if they're not afraid to talk sex.

25. You can suck up to the producers and go anywhere in the world

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We all know they don't pay for those vacations.

26. Plus a summer holiday is guaranteed

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New York, LA, and now the South of France. No wonder they look so perky.

27. If you're a guy that's done wrong, the boys will do their best to protect you

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Only true bros cover up that night in Raffles.

28. But Chelsea is a land where the truth will always come out

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Each series is practically a fable for the modern youth.

29. Facial expressions can be as exaggerated as possible

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The eye roll is a must, though.

30. And you can get one up on your peers just with your wardrobe

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Bond Street will never let you down.

31. Awkward silences are the norm

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So if you're bad in social situations, you're more than welcome here.

32. As is an obsession with gloriously ridiculous nicknames

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#BringBackGabilicious

33. And if you've ever had a tiring day in Chelsea, you're more than entitled to some bubbly to take the edge off.

Don't mind if I do, darling.
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Don't mind if I do, darling.

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