12 Reasons Why If You Hired Nick Wray Then You Should Hire Me

Consider this my application to wanting to work for BuzzFeed.

1. Dubbo and Orange- the girl next door.

We all have that thing for the girl next door, and you just can never get her attention. Well now you have mine. While Nick come from Dubbo, I hail from where the grass is greener, where the women are strong, the men are good looking, and the children just above average... Orange

2. I am equally as socially awkard

It is no hidden secret that Nick is one of the most awkward dudes you'll ever meet. Me, well I am equally if not, even MORE socially awkward.

3. I've met the POTUS

Nick has met some pretty famous people from the likes of Blissnesso, to The Mayor of Dubbo, to the Red Wiggle. I on the other hand have met the POTUS. So if it is Political goss you want, I got it!

4. I CAN take a selfie

Nick is not shy to taking the selfless selfie in this new age of social media. But if you want a selfie to end all selfies... count me in #toinfinityandbeyond

5. I started from the bottom

It is no hidden secret that Nick used to work his summertime youth away playing Pokemon Red on his Gameboy Advanced in between busy Sunglasses Hut shifts at the Dubbo Mall. But if you want to know about hard work, ask me about my 5 minute shift stint at McDonalds. I know what hard work is!

6. I am also thousands of $$$ in debt

Google Image / Via google.com.au

Both Nick and I made the stupid mistake of spending a good portion of our early adolescence stuck at Southern Cross University throwing 'fun coupons' at our HECs debt not dissimilar to the US with their War Debt.

Undergrad in Contemporary Music + Post Grad in Masters of Commerce + Post Post Grad in Masters of Strategic Marketing = one heavily in-debt student.

I need financial aid quick. HALPPPPPPP

7. I CAN pull the ladies

If a social media expect is what you need then count me in, Facebook, Twitter, Reddit, Instagram, eHarmony, Tinder, Matchme.com I have all basis covered.

*disclaimer- some results may vary

8. Model Worker I hear you say?

If you want the perfect model worker... I am right here. We all know about Nick's Nivea Modelling stint, but has he walked the red carpet for a fashion show? If this doesn't scream Miranda Kerr, I don't know what will

9. I couldn't help but notice the reptiles

As part of the application banner you had your staff clad with a menagerie of different reptiles. Well I am no Bindi Irwin, but I am definitely not afraid to get my turtle on.

Nick also told me, that 'size doesn't matter...' right Nick?

10. I am a Photo Opportunist

The photos say enough. But really whose is better?

11. Our Mums both told us we were handsome and we both grew into beauty

So if this doesn't show you that I have all that Nick Wray has and more, then I'm not sure what will?

12. Oneeee last thing....

My moustache is way better, so if we are comparing Hipsterness #iwin