Why Donald Trump Should (Well Really Shouldn't) Go On Sesame Street

A list of messed up reasons why Trump should make an appearance on Sesame Street

He Gets To Make Euphemisms For His Racism & Xenophobia

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"Sesame Street is not sending their best. They are Big Birds. They are Cookie Monsters. They are Oscar the Grouches. Some, some are Snuffleupagus."

He Can Subvert Racist Rhetoric into Playful Sayings

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"The country is no longer a place with adequate snacks. I will be the Milk and Cookies candidate".

His Small Hands Fit Right In

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"All you kids have small hands. I have such big hands. People say 'Donald, I can't believe how big your hands are'. I have great hands. Some say the best hands".

Nobody Would Stand For Trump's Nonsense

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"I am the best mocker. I mock everyone. The disabled, the poor, the Jews".

He's a Brightly Colored Puppet

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"I have the most national orange glow".