1. When the cashier is ringing you up and you try to talk your way into a discount.
2. When you get mad at the employee for how small the freebies are.
3. When you leave your child unattended in the store...and THIS happens:
HANDLE YO CHILDREN.
4. When you ask why they don't carry the same items as Ulta or MAC.
5. When you hold everyone up because you're picking up everything in the checkout line.
6. When you decide not to buy half the products you picked up.
7. When you put things back anywhere except where you found them.
8. When you hog all the testers for a foundation shade, knowing damn well you are not all of those skin tones.
9. When you directly use the tester product on your skin and then put it back on the display.
10. When you don't even use the testers and just open up the sale products.
11. Or when you just stand in front of a brand's entire section, blocking anyone else from getting anything.
12. When you send the staff on a two-hour goose chase to find your ~perfect~ red lip.
13. When you're not watching where you're going because you're too busy taking selfies in the store.
14. When you ask an employee a skincare question but then tell them the answer.
15. When you try to get an additional discount on top of the 20% for the VIB sale.
16. When you ask a staff member if they work there even though they have a name tag and the required work attire.
17. When you take 10 million free samples and don't actually buy anything.
18. When you ask an employee to check the back for a product that they've already said is out of stock...
19. ...and then you get angry with an associate because the item actually is out of stock.
20. When you pretend like you're going to buy everything in your basket even though you know you don't have money.
21. When you ask a staff member to help you find foundation, but you can't answer any of their questions.
22. When you try to return a product with no receipt and the product is used, messed up, or clearly not from the store.
23. Finally, when you get the employee to do a full-face, glam beat on you with products you know you won't buy.
