I love red carpet looks that feel over-the-top and larger than life. It's in my nature, in my blood, in my spirit. That is, until today...
Lizzo appeared on the red carpet at the American Music Awards, rocking an orange ruffled one-shoulder dress that made her skin glow all the more.
But I couldn't even focus on all that.
I could only focus on this astronomically tiny bag she brought. I had to zoom in to make sure I knew what I was looking at.
At first I thought it was a nail extension or something, and then I was like OMG, that's a purse! Look at it!
On the red carpet, she said that the tiny purse was a custom Valentino creation AND that there are only three in existence.
Of course my next question is what on earth you can squeeze up in that little tiny purse. "I got tampons in here, a flask of tequila, condoms,” she told the cameras. Welp, there you have it, folks.
Even before the awards roll in, Lizzo's already won some on Twitter. We're giving her "Best Purse of The Night":
And the best purse of the night goes to Lizzo #AMAs
IDK, maybe the "Good. As. Hell." award:
A moment of silence for @lizzo and her tiny purse. The queen has arrived and we're feelin' GOOD. AS. HELL. #AMAs
The "Vagina Purse" award:
the real life vagina purse held by our lord and savior Lizzo https://t.co/Y0jho0cGR0
A "Carrying Your Problems" award:
lizzo carrying your problems #AMAs
The "Life Savings" award:
lizzo brought my life savings to the #AMAs!
And I, oop:
Lizzo carried the amount of support BTS received from international award shows this year #AMAs
OOP, okay the tea is getting hot (but that bag is still mini and 🔥):
Lizzo carried the amount of support Taylor Swift received from male musicians this year #AMAs
Let Lizzo and her mini bag get you IN YOUR BAG for 2020:
We love you Lizzo! I really do wanna take a look inside your bag, but I'll wait!
