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is my cat a witch please confirm
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WHEN CATS ARE SAD Bartender: What'll ya have? Cat: Shot of rum. [Bartender pours it] [Cat slowly pushes it off the bar] Cat: Another.
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please pray for my cat guys he keeps melting into the sidewalk
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she took the midnight train going anywhere
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BATMAN: I got you flowers CATWOMAN: Put them in this vase BATMAN: Ok CATWOMAN: *pushes vase off counter while maintaining eye contact*
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who is she
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"Dogs are assholes" DOG PERSON: YOU'RE an asshole! "Cats are assholes" CAT PERSON: Yeah
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My dog was terrified of the fireworks so my cat went and cuddled up with her my heart is crying still
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Good Cop: step away from the ledge Cat Cop [pushes person off] oops
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Here's a video of my kitten sticking his entire head in the bag to get a single pita chip. Thank you
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My cat sure drinks a lot of water for someone WHO CLAIMS TO BE TERRIFIED OF IT
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Just when I thought this format was dead
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[cat hits a catnip blunt] What if, hear me out here, what if humans didn't enjoy seeing our buttholes [other cat] Dude you're high, shut up
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When your girlfriend goes out of town and tells you "don't forget to feed our cat."
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This has been the hardest test I've had to endure
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Ninja cat
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him: come over;) me: i can't my cat is laying on me him: my parents aren't home;))) me: my cat is asleep and laying on me do you not underst
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"Go back to bed. This doesn't concern you."
19.
My friend's cat is out here trying to collect some insurance money.
20.
The only struggle of having cats is never being able to wear black clothing without using a lint roller
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she's been screaming at these water droplets for 3 fucking minutes get out of the shower you tiny moron
22.
when ur fit friends invite you to the gym
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Goodbye Mufasa. I'm the King now.
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[god making cats] The cutest face & bodies ever. "Great!" In their paws, tiny razor blades. "Huh?" And the eyes of that dickhead Satan.
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うぎゃ〜
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There's a good story behind this gaffer tape, I bet.
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Coworker: [shows me pic of her baby] Me: [shows her pic of my cat] Here's mine. Coworker: That's a cat. Me: Cats are just goth babies.
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My cat is sad because he & this picture of a horse can never be friends as he is a cat & it is a picture of a horse.
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[at the cat shelter] Yes hello I'd like to start a tab, please
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rt if you think this cat is doing an amazing job
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apartments in the city won't allow cats, but they'll allow parents who named their children after Game of Thrones characters. It's bullshit.
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i cannot believe "if it fits, i sits" transcends boundaries in this way
