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    23 Thoughts That Only Come From A High Brain

    Do teeth have taste?

    1. This changes the game in the service industry.

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    2. October 20, 2031 — mark your calendars now!

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    3. Humans are the OG USB drives.

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    4. Cats get 18 chances, unfair.

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    5. This feels like a personal attack.

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    6. What a beautiful surprise it would be if they didn't know.

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    7. Call your parents and tell them you love them.

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    8. This both reduces my anxiety and raises it drastically.

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    9. How much BBQ sauce did they add before they gave up?

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    10. *Stares off into the distance as I vacuum up crushed potato chips off the carpet*

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    11. Thank goodness someone corrected the mistake.

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    12. *At least I'm having something healthy with my fries.

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    13. This makes me question how often I should really wash my towels.

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    14. This question will ruin friendships.

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    15. There doesn't need to be any more research done on this, thank you very much.

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    16. It's probably best to just never invite me to do anything, ever.

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    17. Well, now I can't sleep.

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    18. This one is the hardest to say out loud.

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    19. Your mouth will never be the same.

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    20. The age old question: Which came first, the bird house, or the birdhouse?

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    21. At least they're being scientific about it.

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    22. As Isaac Newton once said.

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    23. You will never be able to unread this.

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