1. This changes the game in the service industry.
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2. October 20, 2031 — mark your calendars now!
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3. Humans are the OG USB drives.
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4. Cats get 18 chances, unfair.
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5. This feels like a personal attack.
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6. What a beautiful surprise it would be if they didn't know.
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7. Call your parents and tell them you love them.
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8. This both reduces my anxiety and raises it drastically.
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9. How much BBQ sauce did they add before they gave up?
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10. *Stares off into the distance as I vacuum up crushed potato chips off the carpet*
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11. Thank goodness someone corrected the mistake.
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12. *At least I'm having something healthy with my fries.
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13. This makes me question how often I should really wash my towels.
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14. This question will ruin friendships.
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15. There doesn't need to be any more research done on this, thank you very much.
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16. It's probably best to just never invite me to do anything, ever.
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17. Well, now I can't sleep.
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18. This one is the hardest to say out loud.
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19. Your mouth will never be the same.
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20. The age old question: Which came first, the bird house, or the birdhouse?
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21. At least they're being scientific about it.
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22. As Isaac Newton once said.
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23. You will never be able to unread this.
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