1. Shia LaBeouf
3. Mike Tyson
When British philosopher A.J. Ayer allegedly found Mike Tyson forcing himself on a young Naomi Campbell, who was just beginning her career, Ayer warned Tyson to stop, to which the boxer allegedly replied, "Do you know who the fuck I am? I'm the heavyweight champion of the world." Ayer's response? "And I am the former Wykeham Professor of Logic. We are both preeminent in our field; I suggest that we talk about this like rational men." Well played, sir. Well played.