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    Man sits desperately waiting for UCB to post a new section of Improv 301

    "Soon," he whispers, "It must be soon. The last one was months ago. And I was so close. I'll get in this time." He rocks back and forth refreshing his twitter feed, hands trembling, his eyes watering with exhaustion. "Soon"

    But he never gets in. Improv 301 doesn't exist. It will never be posted. You will never get in.