Here is a list of joke, sketch, or article pitches in my phone's notes. They are on this list if I don't remember what they are supposed to mean, or can't figure out how to make them work. They appear here exactly as they are in my phone. Enjoy
Oscars take note, people of color, the LGBTQIA community, and women were big winners at this year's Emmy Awards.
First and foremost: 750,000 people assembling peacefully.
"Soon," he whispers, "It must be soon. The last one was months ago. And I was so close. I'll get in this time." He rocks back and forth refreshing his twitter feed, hands trembling, his eyes watering with exhaustion. "Soon"
Because the holidays are so extra this year that we literally can't even
We will not, we will not, we will not let him scare us.
Here's a punch list for how to deal with all of the men you work with on the daily.
Clowns are freaking people the fuck out and these motherfuckers are absolutely done with their shit.