One day you're happy and in love.
Then out of nowhere, your S.O. wants to "talk about something important."
They're dumping you.
Suddenly you're going through all these emotional stages:
1. Shock
2. Desperately seeking answers
3. Denial
4. Bargaining
5. Sadness
6. Eating and sleeping all day
You just want to eat all the feelings and nap all the naps.