One Of These Douche Bags Is Not Like The Other...

Of the 5 clear Douche bags listed, there is 1 that people actually want to be seen with!

1. Classic: Oompa Loompa Douches

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Though sitting in a solarium too long is kinda badass ... no... wait, it's not.

At least their Christian, says their ott necklaces. This leads us to the #2 Douche...

2. Biblical Douche: Judas the betrayer

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As if it wasn't bad enough Jeebus' bestie, Judas, ratted him out which resulted in the crucifixion... in the afterlife evidence suggests Judas is constantly trying to friend Jeebus on facebook! Fail Judas, you silly Douche.

3. Horny Gym Douche

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Nuff said. There's a time and a place... unless your Matthew Mcconaughey, then you do what you want.

4. Brand Douches

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If you aren't like them and wear name brands advertised on all your clothes and gear... you're nothing to them. Sad really.

On a positive note, this brings us to our last Douche...

5. The Douche Bag You Want To Be Seen With

Facebook / Via Facebook: morningdouche

Amazing this exists at all.

It's the result of "a threesome between a duffle bag, laptop bag and a backpack". But it's called Douche because, as the picture suggests, who gives a F*ck what brand you wear.

It's doubtful that any of the first 4 Douche bags would want to wear a Douche bag.

I take comfort in that and I think it adds to the appeal.

You can get one cheap too if you hurry: http://kck.st/1rYxY5a

It's hilarious and powerful. Get on the Douche bandwagon! Don't be one, get one.