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1. I'm paler than Snow White
2. How am I supposed to tan in the rain?
3. Do I go light, medium or dark?
4. Please apply evenly!
5. I'm like a beautiful, bronze statue!
6. Why is it getting darker?
7. Oh my God.
8. All I wanted was a natural glow!
9. Shower time!
10. Why is it all going down the drain!?
11. Panic over. I'm still tanned.
12. J.Lo eat your heart out!
13. But why are my elbows so dark?
14. Please fade evenly!
15. Great. It's not fading evenly.
16. Have I developed a skin condition?
17. And now it's all gone.
18. I look like a Cullen sibling.
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