32 Burgers That Are Better Than A Girlfriend

Or a boyfriend, for that matter. Basically burgers > significant others.

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1. Buffalo Apple Burgers with Sage-Jalapeno Pesto

marinmamacooks.com

When the ancient Greeks were talking about ambrosia, they were refering to pesto. Fin the recipe here.

2. Eli's Donut Burgers

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I'm sure you can make this for yourself with a little ingenuity, but to get the real thing you'll have to travel to Minneapolis and hunt down their food truck.

3. Pretzel Bacon Nacho Cheeseburger

hellthyjunkfood.com

Is there a way to make this without all of the effort? Find the recipe here.

4. Blueberry Turkey Burgers with Lemon-Basil Mayonnaise

recipes.driscolls.com

Sweet and savory. Find the recipe here.

5. Red, White, and Blueberry Burger

cakewalkr.com

'Murica. Find the recipe here.

6. Large Marge

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Yes, that is a bacon, egg, and cheese burger surrounded by two grilled cheeses. To get this, you'll have to travel to Fat Tony's in Portage, MI.

7. Steakhouse Marinated Portobello Mushroom Burger

countrycleaver.com

The word marinate sounds almost sexual. Find the recipe here.

8. Fresh Mozzarella-Stuffed Pesto Burgers with Pesto-Mayo, Red Onion, Lettuce & Tomato

wildflourskitchen.com

Did I mention I love pesto? Find the recipe here.

9. Bread Cheese Double Bacon Cheeseburger

bangstyle.com

My body is ready. Find the recipe here.

10. Martha Stewart's Turkey Burger

marthastewart.com

My favorite burger that I've ever had. Find the recipe here.

11. The Bacon Weave Double Cheeseburger

dudefoods.com

Take me. Take me now. Find the recipe here.

12. Lamb Burger with Garlic Aioli

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Garlic? Eh, it's not like I'll be kissing anyone soon anyway. Find the recipe here.

13. Whiskey Burger

willcookforsmiles.com

Trying to get me drunk, huh? Find the recipe here.

14. Bruschetta Burger

cookiesandcups.com

I've always loved foreigners. Find the recipe here.

15. The Bacon Weave Breakfast Burger

dudefoods.com

Ow ow! Find the recipe here.

16. Meat Lover's Pizza Burger

gi365.info

Where the heck did my pants go? Find the recipe here.

17. Perfect Pork Burger

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Let's not discriminate against which animal we eat. Find the recipe here.

18. Biscuits and Gravy Burger

justapinchassets.com

Somebody kill me before this coronary does. Find the recipe here.

19. Crockpot Cheeseburger

recipesthatcrock.com

For a recipe that isn't a total crock, look here.

20. Chipotle Bacon Cheeseburger

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The word chipotle gets me excited. Find the recipe here.

21. The Cinnaburger

dudefoods.com

I don't...I can't even...recipe here...

22. Tex-Mex Bacon Cheeseburger

tasteandtellblog.com

*slow whistle*

Find the recipe here.

23. The Deep Fried Bacon Cheeseburger

dudefoods.com

Living past 35 is overrated. Find the recipe here.

24. Smothered Cheeseburger

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I want this burger smothering my taste buds. Find the recipe here.

25. Mexican Burger

simply-delicious.co.za

Guaca-moooooooole! Find the recipe here.

26. Bacon Weave Brat Burger

dudefoods.com

Oink. Find the recipe here.

27. "1Up Mushroom" Burger

technabob.com

Ya! Hoo-hoo! Yippee! Find the recipe here.

28. The Rib Tickler

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Oh my god, my brain. I don't even know what is going on in this picture. But I want it. All of it. You and me forever. Find the recipe here.

29. Bacon Cheeseburger Bombs

spendwithpennies.com

Get in my mouth. Find the recipe here.

30. The Poutine Burger

dudefoods.com

As the one-fourth Canadian Barney Stinson famously once said, "I love this burger so much, I wanna sew my ass shut." Find the recipe here.

31. Bacon Cheeseburger Pinwheels

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OK, this list has made me so hungry. Find the recipe here.

32. The Ron Swanson

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