1. When Lamar Miller got hit so hard that his shoe went into LOE.
2. When Rob Ryan got so frustrated he attacked his call sheet.
3. Cordarelle Patterson's run which was so long I had to make the GIF extra tiny so it would be under 2.5 MB.
4. When Tony Romo hung Dez Bryant out to dry.
5. Payton Manning running and, of course, falling on his face.
6. Darrel Young doing the Texan's job for them.
7. Kelvin Benjamin's catch that...wait, how did he do that?
8. Or this one of Calvin Johnson's.
10. This just down right inexplicable moment.
11. When Cam Newton got so fired up he forgot to dress for the game.
12. Fletcher Cox giving us our first fat-man touchdown of the year.
13. When QB Josh McCown forgot how to sportball.
14. When Vontaze Burfict concussed himself on Joe Flacco's man-parts.
Hard to believe he is the one who got hurt less.
16. Tom Brady and the Gronk having a good ol' fashioned brodown in the endzone.
17. Finally, the constant struggle of being a kicker, everywhere, all the time. Even during warm-ups.
h/t to the guys and gals over at SB Nation.