What All Single Girls Are Sick Of Hearing

All the single ladies, put your hands up.

1. Are you seeing anyone yet?

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You're asked this literally every time you see someone you haven't talked to in over a month.

2. You'll find love when you're least expecting it.

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If I had $1 for every time I heard this...Seriously, you are not helping when you tell us this. If anything, we'll just likely be more inclined to punch you in the face. I have gone YEARS without it, how much longer am I supposed to wait?!

3. You're just too picky.

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This one pisses me off the most. I am not picky. I have been single long enough and seen enough relationships go to shit that I know exactly what I'm looking for and exactly what I deserve. Do you expect me to settle after waiting this long? Absolutely not. So you can kindly fuck off.

4. Oh, honey, you're way too good for him.

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So one minute you're telling me that I'm too picky, and now you're telling me I'm too good for literally every single guy I consider? Make up your damn mind! (Honestly, I think this is the taken friend's way of keeping you single so she knows you'll always be there when she needs you, but that's just my opinion).

5. Enjoy being single while you still can, because once you're not you'll miss it.

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If being single is so great, why don't you try it.

6. He's out there, you just haven't found him yet.

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Again, not helping.

7. Be thankful you don't have to worry about impressing anyone with your looks or weight. I wish I could wear sweats all the time.

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What did you just say to me? If anything, being single means you have to try HARDER, fyi.

8. You're so [insert compliment such as "pretty," "smart," or "funny" here]. I don't get why you're still single!

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Beats me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

9. I'll invite all my single guy friends when we go out Friday night!

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How about no.

10. Maybe you're not putting yourself out there enough.

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I've been trying. My whole life. Like, you don't know me. Get out of my life.

11. Everything happens for a reason.

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This is right up there with "you're too picky." So there's a legitimate reason I'm going to be single my entire life? Yeah, it's called life is a bitch that hates me.

12. When your last single friend says: "Oh, I'm seeing somebody now!"

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Traitor.

13. You have to love yourself before anybody else can love you.

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I already know I'm great. I'm ready to share that with somebody else now.

14. You should try online dating, you could meet your soulmate on there.

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Just leave.

15. You should be focusing on school/your job anyway. You don't need a boyfriend right now.

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Don't tell me what I need and don't need.

16. I wish I could be as comfortable with myself being single as you are.

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I really don't care about what you think, if I'm going to be completely frank. Just leave me alone and stop trying to convince me that it's wrong to wish I wasn't single. Please.