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    7 Foolproof Ways To Leave Work Early

    Sometimes 8 hours is WAY too long. Use these methods if you need to get out of there NOW because you're worried if you stay longer, you will go on a Falling Down, Michael Douglas-style rampage, leaving nobody alive in your wake.