Get Ready NY They Gays Can Get Married On Sunday the 24th. I Am Sure the World Will Explode...

Picture it, New York 2011, Maggie saggy ass Gallagher, Brian bottom Brown (crying of course), Tony small baloney and Sen. Ruben douchebag Diaz Sr. Taking refuge in St. Patrick's Cathedral waiting for the world to end because gay marriage has come upon us. With their 30 days worth of stock piled food, ham radio to keep in constant touch with the Michigan militia, army fatigues and cap guns just in case, now say it with a toothless hick accent "one of them there homosexuals" survives Armageddon...Well girls and one boy (and you know which ones you are), Now remember the church frowns upon gang bangs, but we will NOT be thinking of you as we go laughing and skipping on our way to the alter...Suckaz!