8 Books For Cat Lovers That You Won't Believe Exist

For people who think their feline friends are the cat's pajamas. Or who want to make pajamas out of their cats' hair.

1. Games You Can Play With Your Pussy

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Includes Naming Your Pussy, How To Feed Your Pussy, Sleeping With Your Pussy, and Disciplining Your Pussy.

2. The Secret of Cooking for Cats

Features recipes for meats, soups, and fish - including a halibut-based dish called Mew Mew Gai Pan.

3. No Naughty Cats

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Sections include: Training Your Cat to Stop Doing Something, Training Your Cat to Start Doing Something, Your Cat’s Psyche, and You Know How Cats Are.

4. Crafting With Cat Hair

Via yourdailycute.com

Learn how to turn cat hair into tote bags, gloves, picture frames, and more. Totally not creepy or weird at all.

5. Knit Your Own Cat

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If you'd prefer a knitted cat to a real one, this book features knitting patterns for 16 different cat breeds, from Abyssinian to British Shorthair to Siamese.

6. Catflexing: The Cat Lover's Guide to Weight Training, Aerobics & Stretching

Via amazon.com

Published in 1997, this book teaches you how to use your feline as a free weight. Exercises include the standing catbell, kitty push-ups, and the (unfortunately named) dead cat lift.

7. Cat Dependent No More!

Note the use of quotation marks in the author’s title.

8. Feng Shui For You and Your Cat

Via barnesandnoble.com

Cats are feng shui experts, this book claims: they have an instinctive understanding of "chi" (positive energy) and are capable of transforming negative energy into positive energy.