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The Stream Of Conciousness Everyone Has Just Before Christmas

Common thoughts that occur during the most wonderful time of the year.

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-No more Christmas music.

-More Christmas music!!!!!!!

-Does Michael Bublé hide out until December?

-At least they've stopped singing "Let it Go".

-Where is all the snow?

-Stop with the snow.

-Why haven't I moved to Hawaii?

- I need more money.

-Drinking hot chocolate will warm me up.

-I can't drink anymore hot chocolate.

- I need a new winter hobby.

-Did I buy everyone a gift that I needed to?

-I need more money.

-Are gift cards an acceptable gift?

- Wrapping gifts is so festive.

-They look so pretty under the tree.

-My fingers are bleeding.

-I hate paper cuts.

-Can I use glue if I run out of tape?

- I'll just hide the fact that I cut the wrapping paper too short.

- I probably should just put every gift in a bag.

-You can't even tell they're shoes when you put enough tissue paper on the top.

-Maybe I'll just give everyone cookies.

-Do I really want to share Christmas cookies?

- I'll just make the kinds I like for me and give the gross kinds to everyone else.

-Do I really want to make Christmas cookies?

-Can I afford to eat Christmas cookies?

- I should have gone to the gym a few more times.

- I'll just make that my New Year's Resolution

- Christmas is about eating good food.

- I need to go back to the mall.

- I should have done the Black Friday deals.

- ...or Cyber Monday.

-What really is Cyber Monday?

-Shopping online would have been easier.

-I've been searching for a parking space for 2 hours.

-I've dueled at least 10 cars for a space and lost.

-Now I'm parked in Siberia.

-It's too cold to walk.

- I need still more gifts.

- I really just want to avoid seeing people I know.

-Why do so many people have to be here?

- The oxygen is stuffy and uncomfortable.

-What is personal space?

- I hate department stores.

-Why do all the employees look out of the Christmas spirit?

-I bet the employees have heard "Jingle Bells" one too many times.

-No I don't want to smell your perfume.

-Maybe I do. I could quote "Elf".

-Probably not because you don't look happy to be working on a Friday at the mall.

-Look at that line to take a photo with Santa.

- Those kids look miserable.

-Did I really enjoy photos with Santa as a kid?

- I should look at old Christmas photos soon.

- I should find an adorable Christmas photo to Instagram.

- I could be like those viral kids opening presents.

- I could never be famous for opening gifts.

-Did I ever get coal?

- I could be adorably famous getting coal.

- Do you think parents ever actually gave kids coal?

- Should I ask for something or Christmas?

- I need a new phone case.

- No, I need more hot chocolate.

- Why is it still so cold?

- I have no money to move to Hawaii and my fingers are still full of paper cuts.

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