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The Fifth Of November

The Guy Fawkes poem, take #2

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Remember, remember!

The fifth of November,

By Googling "hot trends" today.

For every news title

The world thinks is vital

Is fully on display!

A mayor in Toronto

Has got a thing for crack.

Egyptian military troops

On the attack.

Murals brighten D.C.'s Walls

Star Wars holding casting calls

And, Rand Paul assumed no would check

Wikipedia, now he's a wreck!

A Nazi art trove,

A wood-burning stove,

Obamacare is strained.

Peace talks fail.

Mysterious barge.

Musharraf gets bail.

An interviewer likes the Pope

But Chuck E. Cheese is struggling.

A church buys beer to bring folks in

And China hates ivory smuggling.

This is what the world thinks is important

Can you find a pattern? Cause I sure can't.

Hip, hip, hooor-r-r-ray!

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