The fifth of November,
By Googling “hot trends” today.
For every news title
The world thinks is vital
Is fully on display!
A mayor in Toronto
Has got a thing for crack.
Egyptian military troops
On the attack.
Murals brighten D.C.’s Walls
Star Wars holding casting calls
And, Rand Paul assumed no would check
Wikipedia, now he’s a wreck!
A Nazi art trove,
A wood-burning stove,
Obamacare is strained.
Peace talks fail.
Musharraf gets bail.
An interviewer likes the Pope
But Chuck E. Cheese is struggling.
A church buys beer to bring folks in
And China hates ivory smuggling.
This is what the world thinks is important
Can you find a pattern? Cause I sure can’t.
Hip, hip, hooor-r-r-ray!
- Caitlyn Jenner told President Trump his administration's rollback of protections for transgender kids was a "disaster" 😳
- A Kansas man shot three people after allegedly yelling "get out of my country." He believed two of the victims were Middle Eastern, however they were not.
- The substance used to assassinate the half-brother of North Korea's leader has been identified as VX nerve agent, a chemical listed as a weapon of mass destruction.
- Former Rep. Gabrielle Giffords told Congress to "face your constituents," after a congressman used her 2011 shooting as justification for not holding a town hall.