The fifth of November,
By Googling “hot trends” today.
For every news title
The world thinks is vital
Is fully on display!
A mayor in Toronto
Has got a thing for crack.
Egyptian military troops
On the attack.
Murals brighten D.C.’s Walls
Star Wars holding casting calls
And, Rand Paul assumed no would check
Wikipedia, now he’s a wreck!
A Nazi art trove,
A wood-burning stove,
Obamacare is strained.
Peace talks fail.
Musharraf gets bail.
An interviewer likes the Pope
But Chuck E. Cheese is struggling.
A church buys beer to bring folks in
And China hates ivory smuggling.
This is what the world thinks is important
Can you find a pattern? Cause I sure can’t.
Hip, hip, hooor-r-r-ray!
- The death toll from Oakland's warehouse party fire has risen to 33. "We're expecting the worst and hoping for the best," officials said Sunday.
- A woman clapped back at her anti-gay neighbor using festive rainbow Christmas lights 🎄👏