1. Join a pack of drug-sniffing dogs.
2. Write “time is relative” on a bunch of Post-It notes and stick them over the departures schedule.
3. Stage a reenactment.
4. Shout: “Does anyone speak Elvish? It’s an emergency!”
5. Security Fun Tip #1:
6. Ride the luggage belt.
7. Order a round of Jamba Juices for everyone at your gate.
8. Find a South American soccer team ...
9. Security Fun Tip #2:
10. Shout: “Does anyone speak Esperanto? It’s an emergency!”
11. Security Tip #3:
12. Get into a staring contest with a baby.
13. Make snow angels in the unclaimed luggage.
14. Find an Israeli and a Palestinian, and sit them down for peace negotiations.
15. Make modern art ...
16. Security Fun Tip #4:
17. Ask someone to watch your luggage ...
18. Security Fun Tip #5:
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