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    These Canadians Were Absolutely Crushed They Only Got The Short-Form Census

    This country is full of damn nerds.

    So after a 10-year absence, Canada's long-form census is back β€” and Canadians were so excited to fill it out they crashed the Statistics Canada website.

    1. But the country's nerdiness doesn't end there. A lot of people are actually feeling left out because they only got the short-form census.

    Filled out the short form census like a sad person who has never received the long form. It's very short.


    I nearly cried when I found out I got the short form census :(


    damn it ..only got the short form census this year

    4. The short-form census only takes about five minutes to complete, so if you're the kind of person who loves filling out forms, this really sucks for you.

    I got the short form dammit. I wanted more! #Census2016


    I had a long day at work and all I wanted was to come home to the long forms census. I got the short form πŸ˜”


    I was so excited to complete my #Census2016... sad to report I only got to do the short form. I wanted the long form!


    This was us last night. We allocated our entire evening for it and yet it only took 5 minutes :( #Census2016

    "We allocated our entire evening"! πŸ˜‚

    8. Not that people aren't still stoked about the census.

    fuck yeah #Census2016!! πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (only got the short form though)

    9. So stoked.

    Filled out the Census! I only got the short form, but is it weird I wanted to fill out the long one?

    10. But also, so sad.

    SO sad. 😒 We got the short form. #itdoesntmakecensus #Census2016


    Got the short form 😞 #canadacensus

    12. There has to be some kind of German word to describe this feeling.

    There ought to be a word to describe the disappointment you experience when you get the short form not the long form #census2016.

    13. It's hard not to take it personally.

    Well, I completed the census with no trouble. But I got the short form. And I'm feeling a little slighted.


    Is it silly to be a bit disappointed that I only got the short form census online?

    15. Census envy: the most Canadian feeling.

    When you see people talking about the long form #Census2016 and you got the short form #cdnpoli