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18 Things That Are Currently More Expensive Than A Barrel Of Alberta Oil

Start hoarding the stuff.

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Global oil prices are at their lowest point in many years, and Canadian oilsands prices have taken an even greater hit. The price for Western Canada Select oil is currently hovering around $20 per barrel. It's now actually more expensive to buy...

1. A pre-order of Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

Price: $28.69
Amazon.ca / Via amazon.ca

Price: $28.69

2. Season 4 of The Six Million Dollar Man on DVD.

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3. A value size bag of dog food.

4. An extra-large MeatZZa from Domino's.

Domino's

5. This snow shovel from Canadian Tire.

Price: $34.99
Canadian Tire / Via canadiantire.ca

Price: $34.99

6. This IKEA shelf.

7. This murder hammer.

Price: $52.47
Home Depot / Via homedepot.ca

Price: $52.47

8. This handmade Duck Dynasty Chia Pet.

Price: $31.70
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Price: $31.70

9. More than two heads of cauliflower.

Seriously, cauliflower is mad expensive right now.
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Seriously, cauliflower is mad expensive right now.

10. This Jamie Oliver cheese knife.

Price: $24.99.
The Bay / Via thebay.com

Price: $24.99.

11. This autographed Jamie Oliver cookbook.

Ebay / Via ebay.ca

12. Cosplay footwear.

This result came up after searching for "erotic slippers" on Amazon, btw.
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This result came up after searching for "erotic slippers" on Amazon, btw.

13. Worms Armageddon for Nintendo 64.

Price: $278 CAD. (Totally worth it.)
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Price: $278 CAD. (Totally worth it.)

14. A box of live worms.

Ebay / Via ebay.ca

Price: $36.23 CAD.

15. A gallon of lube.

$279.76
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$279.76

16. This $500 book on lubricants and lubrication.

Bonus: The book is not bigger than a typical human torso, as the publisher helpfully illustrates.
Amazon.ca / Via amazon.ca

Bonus: The book is not bigger than a typical human torso, as the publisher helpfully illustrates.

17. Any amount of printer ink whatsoever.

This stuff is basically liquid gold.
Staples / Via staples.ca

This stuff is basically liquid gold.

18. An actual barrel.

Even the smallest one starts at $85.
uline.ca / Via uline.ca

Even the smallest one starts at $85.