Buzz·Posted on 12 Aug 202025 Funny Tweets That Are A Big Mood For Australians"It's no 'Untouched' by The Veronicas — me as a music critic reviewing whatever."by Isha BassiEntertainment ProducerLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Kritty @krittyy My plans: 2020: 07:52 AM - 20 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. whyyyyyyyyyyyyy @StroppyTits My phone just autocorrected shitful to shitcunt and I’ve never felt more Australian. 04:07 AM - 11 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Dave @Mesut_Ausil They say the best things in life are free but sausage rolls usually cost between $3 and $5 12:34 PM - 30 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. j*sh @punchhappiness me: nooo you can't just put every flavour in milk australia: haha industrial blender go brrrr 06:28 AM - 22 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Nic Kelly @nicwkelly They’re calling the hosts THE FAB FOUR. I CANNOT! 09:03 AM - 06 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. JP @jpbrammer "It's no 'Untouched' by the Veronicas" - me as a music critic reviewing whatever 10:09 PM - 21 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Lauren Bonner @laurenybonner Complimenting Avoiding traffic my boyfriend in Newtown 🤝 Go off King 04:37 AM - 20 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Hannah Ryan @HannahD15 Ray White, what if we just said “hello” and left it at that 10:50 PM - 16 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. liz crash @AsFarce *australian on the verge of total psychic collapse* look mate, 02:21 AM - 05 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Deirdre @figgled Taking inspiration from birds and every few minutes just letting out a big scream 06:51 AM - 29 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Cat Wall @cat_wall_ I might not be girlfriend material but I’m definitely 04:07 AM - 04 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. ☆ (mandy) / אסתר ☆ ⚢ ✡️ @soundoflonging ok because the wiggles is trending i want everyone to know jeff is the most relatable wiggle because i too fall asleep at any given moment. like stop yelling "wake up jeff" he's tired leave him be 07:44 PM - 21 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Luka Muller @LukaCMuller People think Australian culture is about mateship and and lamingtons and stuff but mostly it’s about having to turn off wifi and use data in your own home 04:18 AM - 19 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Peach @peachprc1 why isn't there an australian word for "y'all" ?? like it sounds so forced and weird but "you all" sounds too angry and literal. don't even get me started on "yous" 01:15 PM - 09 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Vice President Camala Wilson @cameronwilson there's a sadness behind these eyes 06:59 AM - 08 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Uncanny Annie @AnnieNNolan Responses to COVID-19 quarantines- ITALY: Music from balconies BRITS: Clap for workers EGYPT: pray from balconies US: Check on neighbours with notes under door GERMANY: sing from rooftops AUSTRALIA: 09:54 AM - 03 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Andy Park @andy_park 2020: the year professionalism died. 09:14 AM - 01 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Isha Bassi ☂︎ @Isha_Bassi were you even a ‘00s kid growing up in australia unless you watched the simpsons at 6pm on channel 10 every weeknight 08:55 AM - 03 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. 🎀 Stephanie Marie 🎀 @stefinitely85 The last great Australian dynasty 02:10 AM - 01 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Jules LeFevre @jules_lefevre Do you ever think about the fact that Mark Holden waving his arm and screaming 'touchdown' was the height of Australian TV for about 3 years? 12:14 AM - 23 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Emmett Stinson @EmmettStinson Australians don't use oven mitts because it's more fun to burn your hands on slightly damp tea towels. 07:03 AM - 11 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. the irishman* @mrgracemugabe was walking behind a guy in a guzman y gomez hoodie and baseball cap and i kept thinking “damn this dude loves gyg, he’s a bloody maniac for a burrito” and didn’t realize until three minutes later that he probably just works there 04:56 AM - 11 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. That Mom Tho @mom_tho I changed my Siri to an Australian woman and when I asked her for recipe ideas all she suggested was vegemite toast and called me a cunt. I think I love her. 01:30 PM - 03 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. prezoh @prezoh australians be like moy naime is jiff 02:31 PM - 05 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. liz crash @AsFarce everyone acts like it’s so easy to be Australian but possums keep breaking into my house and stealing fruit 10:10 AM - 07 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite