Geeky·Posted on 18 Sept 201825 Hilarious Gaming Tweets To Scroll Through While You're Waiting For Your PC To Turn On"The first week of Pokémon GO was probably the closest thing we'll ever have to world peace."by Isha BassiJunior Staff Writer, AustraliaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. big chorizo @hyenasaur i hate "oomf" because i do not read it as "one of my followers" i read it as mario taking damage in mario 64 12:37 PM - 27 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. TheBloggess @TheBloggess Very frustrated lady next to me at Gamestop: "My son Kevin wants Fork Knife for his birthday but no place has it in stock." me: I think it's Fortnite. Her: No. It's definitely Fork Knife. Sorry Kevin. I tried. 03:42 PM - 01 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. illy bocean @IllyBocean ladies this is what real intimacy looks like 08:00 AM - 24 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Bug Queen Yumi @YumiScott Give Eevee a Water Stone - Vaporeon Give Eevee a Thunder Stone - Jolteon Give Eevee a Fire Stone - Flareon Give Eevee money to support their creative endeavors - Patreon 05:54 AM - 25 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. James Brown @JRBSFX Naming Link “my dude” turns everyone you meet into a very chill bro 03:27 AM - 12 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Kris Ruff @BuffTuffKRuff dream game project: youre a fat dog at a dinner party where all the guests have been told not to feed you. you have to find the weakest people and psychologically torture them into giving you scraps by tail wagging, staring, and begging, w/ varying cuteness multipliers 10:23 PM - 13 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Casey Nugent @CaseyNuge Wario and Waluigi are inverse versions of Mario and Luigi, hence the "W" names – "M" upside down, or inverted. For this reason, the evil version of Peach would not be called "WaPeach," but rather, "beach." In this essay I will 01:25 AM - 13 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Frenzied Fists of Zeuhlyvahn @instant_grat ["guy who works at activision" voice] put eyeliner on the kangaroo. make the kangaroo's waist tiny. no, tinier!! if the kangaroo isn't wearing make-up, how will they know it's a girl?! PUT A RED WIG ON THE FUCKING KANGAROO https://t.co/LSRDpIAljl 04:29 PM - 22 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. MonsterKing @CerromeRussell Gamestop looked me right in my face and told me my PS3 was worth $18 11:02 PM - 01 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. AtticusThomas @AtticusThomas Open-world RPG edition. 03:23 AM - 10 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Duda @DudaBR_ The first week of Pokémon GO was probably the closest thing we’ll ever have to world peace 06:22 PM - 20 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Metal the Sonic @Genocide_City "Mom said it's my turn to use the Xbox" 12:39 AM - 11 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. plat cuck @Fireflufferz me: h- mechanical keyboard owner: *CLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACK* "hi :)" 06:20 PM - 27 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. viking @NOTVIKING me: what do you want for dinner? date: how about sonic me: [under breath] he’s so fast how would we catch him 09:25 PM - 21 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Craig The DJ @DJTGIF When you already picked your character in Tekken & your brother still tryna decide. 01:00 AM - 12 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. rhinestoned cowed boy @bobby if you're worse than me at video games you're an uncoordinated dumbass. if you're better than me at video games you're a pathetic neckbeard. i'm exactly the right amount of good at video games. 05:02 AM - 11 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Tom the 💣 @tommybravos Chikorita, use razor leaf! 04:02 AM - 05 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Megan Amram @meganamram If video games have taught me anything, it's that you'll automatically get promoted if you kill your boss 08:42 PM - 14 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. alex smith @mineifiwildout why the fuck do streamers buy those $400 gaming chairs that look like race car seats like what happens if u have a girl over one day n she sees it n asks if u race formula 1 cars or some shit like what are u supposed to say to that 07:01 PM - 22 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. pudding☆wife @lusamine i am thou... thou art i.... the shadow of the true self 08:11 PM - 12 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. wint @dril the show wife Swap but for gaming set ups 01:02 AM - 11 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. walrus car walrus car @woah_its_walrus *discord crashes* discord users: hey discord your app's down *discord gets fixed* discord: sorry discord-ers 😔😔😔we were too busy GAMING 🎮🎮with our CODE MONKEYS 🙈🙉🙊at the GAMER LAB 🧪🎮and we POOPOO FARTED 😲😲💩😭it wasnt very epic of us😳now back to PWNING NOOBS😆😆😆 07:25 PM - 17 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Elena Cresci @elenacresci friend: 'what are you thinking about' me: 'nothing' my brain: 11:59 AM - 13 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. 🐝TRcomics @VTR_comics "hey, what's your Nintendo friend code?" Lemme write it down: https://t.co/buOVL8W8Ra 07:40 AM - 15 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Blonde Ambition🧞♀️ @CrzyCharly Remember in Mario Kart when you thought you were in first place? Then realized you were looking at the wrong screen and crashing into walls and shit.. That’s adulthood.... 02:22 PM - 15 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite