BuzzยทPosted on 7 Nov 201924 Funny Tweets That'll Take Your Mind Off That Stressful Day You're HavingHehehehe.by Isha BassiPost WriterLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. โถsadโถ @existings my body: *gives me signals to sleep the whole entire day* me: *goes to bed* my body: https://t.co/56RpHRcGC5 07:10 PM - 06 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. trish @ULTRAGLOSS proud to announce that i will be participating in No Noise November this month. please do not speak to me. i will not be listening 10:52 PM - 01 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. darwin @itsnotdarwin when ur playing "cards against humanity" and u think ur card is hilarious and then the person reads it out loud and not a single person laughs, yeah that shit hurts 01:20 AM - 07 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. ๐ฅดsteph๐ฅด @eff_yeah_steph [5am] Cat: *retching in the hallway* Me: *tired moan* My dog: *kisses my forehead* Iโll go. 03:38 PM - 06 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. โฐ ๐ ๐ ๐ผ๐ข๐๐ง๐ค โฐ @JJmostdopee my resting face vs my personality https://t.co/pBoZbrLJQv 06:20 PM - 05 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. โฐ @Yaboyleeoo Nobody: 11year old me: 01:28 AM - 04 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. โญ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธTransgender Supremacist๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธโญ @wintermintleaf when you and another student see each other on the same google doc at 2 am 06:27 AM - 21 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Shafeeq @Y2SHAF my white blood cells fighting off a cold 06:06 PM - 05 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. bridget ๐ @mrsburtmacklin nick carraway: you okay? jay gatsby: yeah iโm fine gatsbyโs headphones: Green Light โ Lorde 1:16 โโโโโโโโโโ 3:55 โป โฒ โ ก โณ โบ volume: โโโโโ โโ 100% 08:36 PM - 21 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. omar @omarIoya flight: scheduled to depart at 3 pm my parents at 4 am: 01:38 AM - 17 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Jon @ArfMeasures Me: Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your McOrder? McDonalds Boss: Again *rubs temples* you don't need to put Mc in front of words Me: Oh ok *turns back to customer* welcome to Donalds 01:38 PM - 18 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Little Miss Badass @littlemzbadass The four stages of a day off: 1. I will do so much stuff 2. Later I'll do lots of stuff 3. Eventually, I'll do some stuff 4. Oh no. 11:31 AM - 19 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Zak @mtroskiII After i say โ thatโs crazy โ twice, please wrap up ur story 11:03 PM - 14 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Lupitaโs campaign manager @Aminoncinema Scarlett Johansson when she eventually plays a Latina in a movie 09:21 PM - 14 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. man wit a plan @CaliShottie Itโs NO-vember. Donโt ask me for shit 09:21 PM - 01 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. ใขใณใใปใฏใชในใใซใใฆใใใโ @cavernsking some fuck: You canโt be funny without being offensive Banch: 12:02 AM - 09 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. โ @clearily when your friends make fun of your biggest insecurity but you have to act like it doesn't bother you https://t.co/EeOTAvPJJa 06:40 PM - 04 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. b @h0egenic 8 year oId me when i ate 4 gummy vitamins instead of 2 05:12 PM - 06 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. fairy god mom @lyxopk what they say it is: a 9-5 what it actually is: waking up at 6am, leaving the house by 7:30, staying late to finish up work and leaving the building at 6pm, getting home at 7:30 due to rush hour, sitting on the couch for 30 mins questioning everything. a 6am- 8pm. 11:45 PM - 01 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. โก @kaylasheagg when you try pulling the hotel blanket from where itโs tucked 09:27 PM - 04 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. ๐ซPuri @Purilly *sees kids in heelys* me at age 10: god that looks so cool me at age 15: god that looks so cool me at age 24: god that looks so cool 02:37 AM - 15 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. esmรฉ @g4bber snapchat filters work on cats 04:41 PM - 03 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ @gothincolour nobody: primary school teachers: and then he swung back on his chair and died 11:47 PM - 31 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. moose ๐ฆ @tiemoose waiter: would you like a soup or salad? clark kent: [laughs nervously] a super salad? i'll just have a regular salad please waiter: alri- clark kent: [loudly] a regular salad for a regular man 09:07 PM - 01 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite