Buzz·Posted on 10 July 202029 Funny Tweets That I Wish I Had Come Up With First"I'm gonna be honest with y'all, I am NOT feeling fly like a G6."by Isha BassiEntertainment ProducerLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Rahzell🦦 @WannaBeReeceJr Soap when you drop it in the shower 05:00 PM - 08 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. 𝗔𝗿𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗲 𝗛𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻 @jazzemu_ [inside washing machine] duvet cover: climb in my brothers every single piece of clothing: we shall build a new life in the big sock 11:06 AM - 06 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. first-mate prance @bocxtop back in 2014, Happy by Pharrell spent 10 weeks at number one. could u imagine if he dropped that song now?? He would get 3 streams and a cease and desist letter from society 02:23 PM - 27 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Brandon @650Br4ndon my daily routine is very simple. i wake up and i suffer 05:07 AM - 28 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Sarah @idlewildgirl Look at this photo of a cat taken in panorama I just saw on Facebook 07:53 PM - 25 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Yasser Bouchouikar @yasserbouch22 “Flight at 10 pm” Mom at 7 am: https://t.co/19riW1DnEv 01:32 PM - 23 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. soul nate @MNateShyamalan british cooking shows: tell us about this wee tart youve made, the crust is just lovely american cooking shows: we’ve replaced your knives with philips head screwdrivers & released raccoons in the kitchen. the clock is set for 30 seconds, please bake us peace in the middle east 03:44 PM - 24 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. m@thew @TweetPotato314 wife: why r u putting garlic in ur pants me: so dracula won’t try to eat my ass wife: why would dracula try to eat ur ass me: he won’t. the garlic- r u even listening 08:47 PM - 15 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. painden @illjay1k call me zack cuz idk what the effron with me 10:52 PM - 14 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Zuko 🔥 @RogueZuko When you type an entire rant and decide not to press send 07:53 PM - 25 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Ashly Perez 🏳️🌈 @itsashlyperez me: you have to work me: i don’t want to me: good point 01:30 AM - 16 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. ken @aquariusacquah u telling me a cloud managed this service? 09:15 PM - 10 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Anj @anj3llyfish I saw your text I'm just waiting until I have enough serotonin to reply 08:02 PM - 27 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji Woman: I also enjoy the activity you mentioned Man: I will now force you to prove this to me with some trivia questions 09:37 PM - 13 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. 333 @notThreat3x stop asking me how i've been i literally have no idea 12:10 AM - 17 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Matthew Burnside @MatthewBurnsid7 my wife witnessed a miracle today & yelled across the house with an urgency that had me sprinting. I thought something terrible had happened but when i came into the kitchen she said: Look... 07:24 PM - 12 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Deirdre @figgled Taking inspiration from birds and every few minutes just letting out a big scream 06:51 AM - 29 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. RyanMcGoverne @RyanMcGoverne I've been laughing at this meme for maybe 6 months now. 10:01 AM - 25 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Cat Wall @cat_wall_ I might not be girlfriend material but I’m definitely 04:07 AM - 04 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Jordyn Taylor (THE PAPER GIRL OF PARIS out now!) @jordynhtaylor If you loved the Scholastic book catalogue/book fair then you 100% have anxiety as an adult 02:41 PM - 01 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. ✍️ @miccaeli the cullens really prepped a whole italian meal just because her name is 'bella' seven fucking vampires and not a brain between them 10:15 AM - 20 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Jackson Rickun @JacksonRickun texting ppl “hey!” is always a trap... like hey to u too, you’ll get a response when u tell me what u want u coward 10:22 PM - 06 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. - ̗̀yazz ̖́- @oncleyazz the first two days of lockdown vs now 07:28 PM - 02 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Kenny ツ 🎧 🥅🏒 🐻 @kdriley05 03:09 AM - 20 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. kendra @kendraaaleighh Going back to my room after yet another long day of being in the living room 02:07 AM - 15 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. ¿ @almatademafan plants rlly b like ‘I do not vibe with this dirt’ and die 05:26 PM - 14 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Karen Chee @karencheee Yes my dude 01:11 PM - 31 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. Samantha Wallschlaeger @StillNotSam Good morning, please enjoy the photos that finally broke me 02:26 PM - 26 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. viking needs a job @notviking i’m gonna be honest with y’all i am NOT feeling fly like a g6 03:41 AM - 01 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite