I've been yawning for the past hour.I don't feel like I'm properly functioning.I'm so exhausted.I wish I was at home taking a nap.I'm counting down the hours until work ends.My brain feels like mush.I keep looking at the clock every five minutes.Procrastination levels are at an all-time high.Nothing I typed in this Word document is making sense.I'm not being productive at all.Did I...did I really type coffee into this budget spreadsheet?I can't focus on anything except coffee and memes.I can't even focus on memes. Coffee is the only thing I care about.I don’t care for any other liquids than the acidic taste of a double espresso shot.I promised to reduce my coffee intake but I REALLY need this.It’s been at least an hour since I had last my coffee.I can feel myself getting grumpy because my caffeine levels are too low.The lack of coffee in my veins is making me feel dead inside.I tried having tea and it only made me crave coffee more.I would do ANYTHING to get my hands on some coffee right now.I’m craving it so bad that I’m willing to spend $10 on a bland, watered down version.I feel delirious from the lack of caffeine.Everything in the office reminds me of coffee.I’m willing to throw a full-scale tantrum if I don’t get a coffee ASAP.I’ve tried googling if I can die from a lack of coffee and although the answer is no, I still desperately need it.
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