Greetings, fellow thirsty friends! If you didn't know, today is Chris Hemsworth's birthday.
So in tribute, here's 36 photos which celebrate the 36 glorious years of our unproblematic king.
1. When he somehow managed to look even more adorable than a quokka.
2. And wasn't afraid to arch that backside to get the perfect shot.
3. When he blessed us with fitness tutorials that gave us an excuse to eye off his best features.
4. Like seriously, thank you to the angel called Chris Hemsworth.
5. When his piercing, blue eyes stared into your soul.
6. And his chiselled jawline was just way too much to handle.
7. When him and his wife, Elsa Pataky, put every sunrise photo on Instagram to shame.
8. When he stared longingly (at you) into the distance.
9. When he showed the importance of a well-tailored suit.
10. And did this sly smirk because he knew how damn good he looked.
11. When he taught us how to strike the perfect pose.
12. Not once.
13. Not twice.
14. But EVERY SINGLE TIME.
15. When he went bold with the plaid at a press junket.
16. And, of course, his hair was styled to perfection.
17. When he looked effortlessly cute while signing photos for fans.
18. When he rocked this three-piece number.
19. And lost his model composure for a sec to reveal this goofy smile.
20. When he grew out the beard and became the lumberjack daddy of your dreams.
21. When he pulled off that casual-but-sophisticated vibe.
22. When he dressed down but still managed to take your breath away.
23. When he impregnated you just by appearing shirtless.
24. When he made you feel all hot and bothered with a single look.
25. When he became an IRL superhero.
26. When he oozed thirst and sex appeal.
27. And made you think of some very R-rated situations.
28. When he looked suave AF in the Men in Black: International poster.
29. And just as suave IRL.
30. When he played a literal god of thunder.
31. When he did this cheeky, little wink while walking the red carpet.
32. When he embraced his inner kid.
33. When he basically asked you out on a date.
34. When he gave you "I love you and I'll take care of you forever" vibes.
35. When he flexed on us all by removing his suit jacket.
36. And lastly, when he taught us all the definition of perfection.
Happy birthday, Chris Hemsworth! 😍
