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Australian remake of Squid Game but it’s people giving each other wedgies where the dacks cut you clean in two, and your head explodes if you get a step wrong in The Nutbush.
2.
Being in your late 20s is just opening Instagram, seeing yet another person you know has gotten engaged, saying “UGH” and closing the app immediately
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I went to get new glasses the other day and the sales person mentioned this meme. I've been sent it like 30 times in the past few years but I can't even escape it irl now 😭
4.
under 25 = exciting, promising, emerging artist eligible for big $$ grants and programs over 25 = what, you haven’t fully established yourself in your chosen creative field??? haha good luck out there mate it’s a fucking jungle
5.
Sum up 2021 in Google doc comment form…
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love how ageing the young cast was just making them look tired as fuck
7.
If someone did this to me at work I would quit on the spot
8.
Me and my sister at the family gathering after fighting the whole car ride there: https://t.co/7WonoryxDb
9.
Incredible
10.
Remembered seeing this in Newtown about four years ago.
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○ buying books because you love reading ○ buying books to support artists ◉ buying books as a little treat to fill the void inside you and then stacking them in comforting piles
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I, for one, welcome our new state premier, Dominic Toretto
13.
I genuinely wanna know how to get a staff members attention in jbhifi
14.
Rest of the world: nice marsupials Australia: thanks! they have pockets :)
15.
Me taking a sickie in Year 5
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Guy Sebastian doesn’t need vaccines. He’s immune to Delta after all that time on the Voice
17.
will I be able to pick this up if I haven’t watched the first 350 seasons
18.
Is it too early to go for a walk with wine in my water bottle?
19.
my spring plans the Delta variant
20.
If we don’t get someone doing an artistic gymnastics routine to Untouched by The Veronicas at Brisbane 2032 I’ll be mad (and old)
21.
It’s my mum saying “emojo” for me.
22.
Maybe nobody in Sydney is taking this seriously because the phrase bondi cluster sounds like a $15 box of granola.
23.
I wish they would stop renewing COVID Variants for more seasons. The writing has gone down hill and the storylines are becoming repetitive, we need a series finale ASAP.
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fun fact: it’s called the ashes because I would rather be cremated than watch cricket for days on end
25.
what the fuck is going on in Queensland shopping centres
26.
Me waiting for the Gladys Berejiklian press conference to start:
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imagine if ServiceNSW do a Spotify Wrapped style campaign with all our check-in data when lockdown is over like, 'congratulations Harrison, you checked into BWS Cronulla 107 times'
28.
Millennials like to think of ourselves as a resilient and adaptable generation but make one unsolicited phone call instead of sending an SMS or email and we will die
29.
Forgot to turn my phone on silent during a meeting. "Please, go ahead. Might be an emergency," the person kindly said. I checked and it was my dad saying he thinks he's becoming friends with a magpie
30.
A lot going on here
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‘The Mummy’ (1999) is the perfect film imho(tep)
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the burning of the library of alexandria https://t.co/2SOdWrKrgT
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Me leaving a zoom call after contributing absolutely nothing
34.
If you take both Matrix pills at once it takes you to a suburban McDonalds where Morpheus is stuck in the children’s slide
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Journo: how many new covid cases? NSW health official: If a train is travelling North at 60mph, and another is going South at.. Journo: please. The number Health official: brothers and sisters I have me none. But this man's father is my father's son
36.
I should call her
37.
the Lord of the Rings is mostly a bunch of really old guys walking around telling some 40 year old Hobbits "yeah this place used to be really cool but it sucks now"
38.
every single australian after hearing about scomo’s four stage COVID-19 plan
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literally identical energy
40.
Going to get the Olympic Rings tattooed on me so I never forget the past two weeks I spent on the couch
41.
when I’m waiting in line at the coles deli to buy 2.5kg of devon and the bloke calls out for number four