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41 Of The Best Tweets From This Year That Prove Aussies Are The Funniest People On The Internet

"Rest of the world: Nice marsupials! Australia: Thanks! They have pockets. :)"

1.

Australian remake of Squid Game but it’s people giving each other wedgies where the dacks cut you clean in two, and your head explodes if you get a step wrong in The Nutbush.

Twitter: @adamliaw

2.

Being in your late 20s is just opening Instagram, seeing yet another person you know has gotten engaged, saying “UGH” and closing the app immediately

Twitter: @fleurs_partout

3.

I went to get new glasses the other day and the sales person mentioned this meme. I've been sent it like 30 times in the past few years but I can't even escape it irl now 😭

Twitter: @joshgnosis

4.

under 25 = exciting, promising, emerging artist eligible for big $$ grants and programs over 25 = what, you haven’t fully established yourself in your chosen creative field??? haha good luck out there mate it’s a fucking jungle

Twitter: @scoutboxall

5.

Sum up 2021 in Google doc comment form…

Twitter: @MarcFennell

6.

love how ageing the young cast was just making them look tired as fuck

Twitter: @natalietran

7.

If someone did this to me at work I would quit on the spot

Twitter: @luxlazuli

8.

Me and my sister at the family gathering after fighting the whole car ride there: https://t.co/7WonoryxDb

Twitter: @MatildaBoseley

9.

Twitter: @prafxis

10.

Remembered seeing this in Newtown about four years ago.

Twitter: @strom_m

11.

○ buying books because you love reading ○ buying books to support artists ◉ buying books as a little treat to fill the void inside you and then stacking them in comforting piles

Twitter: @PaperFury

12.

I, for one, welcome our new state premier, Dominic Toretto

Twitter: @AshDahlstrom

13.

I genuinely wanna know how to get a staff members attention in jbhifi

Twitter: @sarithaiday

14.

Rest of the world: nice marsupials Australia: thanks! they have pockets :)

Twitter: @brencarruthers

15.

Twitter: @dpatt0

16.

Guy Sebastian doesn’t need vaccines. He’s immune to Delta after all that time on the Voice

Twitter: @heyycourtt

17.

will I be able to pick this up if I haven’t watched the first 350 seasons

Twitter: @chriskennett

18.

Is it too early to go for a walk with wine in my water bottle?

Twitter: @nakkiahlui

19.

Twitter: @mckinnon_a

20.

If we don’t get someone doing an artistic gymnastics routine to Untouched by The Veronicas at Brisbane 2032 I’ll be mad (and old)

Twitter: @SamLeightonDore

21.

It’s my mum saying “emojo” for me.

Twitter: @tara_watson_

22.

Maybe nobody in Sydney is taking this seriously because the phrase bondi cluster sounds like a $15 box of granola.

Twitter: @bhakthi

23.

I wish they would stop renewing COVID Variants for more seasons. The writing has gone down hill and the storylines are becoming repetitive, we need a series finale ASAP.

Twitter: @ninaoyama

24.

fun fact: it’s called the ashes because I would rather be cremated than watch cricket for days on end

Twitter: @lavosaurus

25.

what the fuck is going on in Queensland shopping centres

Twitter: @cameronwilson

26.

Me waiting for the Gladys Berejiklian press conference to start:

Twitter: @MatildaBoseley

27.

imagine if ServiceNSW do a Spotify Wrapped style campaign with all our check-in data when lockdown is over like, 'congratulations Harrison, you checked into BWS Cronulla 107 times'

Twitter: @hazandstuff

28.

Millennials like to think of ourselves as a resilient and adaptable generation but make one unsolicited phone call instead of sending an SMS or email and we will die

Twitter: @mrbenjaminlaw

29.

Forgot to turn my phone on silent during a meeting. "Please, go ahead. Might be an emergency," the person kindly said. I checked and it was my dad saying he thinks he's becoming friends with a magpie

Twitter: @natalietran

30.

Twitter: @Tahls

31.

‘The Mummy’ (1999) is the perfect film imho(tep)

Twitter: @PatrickLenton

32.

the burning of the library of alexandria https://t.co/2SOdWrKrgT

Twitter: @jrhennessy

33.

Me leaving a zoom call after contributing absolutely nothing

Twitter: @Dean_Nye

34.

If you take both Matrix pills at once it takes you to a suburban McDonalds where Morpheus is stuck in the children’s slide

Twitter: @figgled

35.

Journo: how many new covid cases? NSW health official: If a train is travelling North at 60mph, and another is going South at.. Journo: please. The number Health official: brothers and sisters I have me none. But this man's father is my father's son

Twitter: @Mesut_Ausil

36.

Twitter: @Brocklesnitch

37.

the Lord of the Rings is mostly a bunch of really old guys walking around telling some 40 year old Hobbits "yeah this place used to be really cool but it sucks now"

Twitter: @thomas_violence

38.

every single australian after hearing about scomo’s four stage COVID-19 plan

Twitter: @chlosarge

39.

Twitter: @jacksonlangford

40.

Going to get the Olympic Rings tattooed on me so I never forget the past two weeks I spent on the couch

Twitter: @HannahD15

41.

when I’m waiting in line at the coles deli to buy 2.5kg of devon and the bloke calls out for number four

Twitter: @parsfarce

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