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Here Are 55 Of The Best Tweets By Australians In 2020

"Taking inspiration from birds and every few minutes just letting out a big scream."

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2020: the year professionalism died.

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everyone acts like it’s so easy to be Australian but possums keep breaking into my house and stealing fruit

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Do you ever think about the fact that Mark Holden waving his arm and screaming 'touchdown' was the height of Australian TV for about 3 years?

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I’m not there yet, but one more week of isolation and I will know every @TheWiggles song by heart

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Baked a delicious lasagna, and dropped the whole thing on the floor as I took it out of the oven. Now I’ve ordered Maccas. Fucking 2020.

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Taking inspiration from birds and every few minutes just letting out a big scream

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i just wanna go back to simpler times where we only worried about repping suprè tote bags and neon headbands

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I changed my Siri to an Australian woman and when I asked her for recipe ideas all she suggested was vegemite toast and called me a cunt. I think I love her.

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were you even a ‘00s kid growing up in australia unless you watched the simpsons at 6pm on channel 10 every weeknight

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Responses to COVID-19 quarantines- ITALY: Music from balconies BRITS: Clap for workers EGYPT: pray from balconies US: Check on neighbours with notes under door GERMANY: sing from rooftops AUSTRALIA:

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People think Australian culture is about mateship and and lamingtons and stuff but mostly it’s about having to turn off wifi and use data in your own home

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I might not be girlfriend material but I’m definitely

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the order of australia is 1 flake 1 dim sim minimum chips

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*australian on the verge of total psychic collapse* look mate,

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ok because the wiggles is trending i want everyone to know jeff is the most relatable wiggle because i too fall asleep at any given moment. like stop yelling "wake up jeff" he's tired leave him be

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Complimenting Avoiding traffic my boyfriend in Newtown 🤝 Go off King

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imagine it’s 2007 and you’re hearing untouched by the veronicas for the first time

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me: nooo you can't just put every flavour in milk australia: haha industrial blender go brrrr

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“Yummy” by Justin Bieber: -could have been written by a 4 year old -shallow lyrics that are SUPPOSED TO BE FOR HIS WIFE -not educational “Fruit Salad” by The Wiggles -written by the Beatles of Australia -educational lyrics that teach you how to make fruit salad -nutritious

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They say the best things in life are free but sausage rolls usually cost between $3 and $5

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the wiggles could write let it be but the beatles couldn't write fruit salad.

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My phone just autocorrected shitful to shitcunt and I’ve never felt more Australian.

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it's not a true summer's day in australia until everyone in your social circle collectively uploads an instagram story with the same temperature sticker

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in australia, we don't call the warm months summer. we call it "fuck it's hot". and i think that's beautiful

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I’d never been embarrassed to be related to anyone until today when I found out my mother is one of the Australians bulk buying toilet paper.

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I could drop dead in Priceline and would still end up spending $49

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Dad's 78th birthday soon. I asked him if there's anything he'd like for his birthday and he replied "3 wicked wings from KFC"

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Australia’s deeply confused relationship with Halloween

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Australia's national dishes are: -leftover sludge from brewing beer on white bread with butter -cheap sausages on white bread with butter, served in front of a hardware store -rainbow sugar balls on white bread with butter -chips with chicken salt on white bread with butter

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I’m just a girl, standing in front of a DIY project, asking that this time I don’t superglue my fingers together

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me with normal me with salt: chicken salt: https://t.co/LBAwc3ZPln

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I’m an Australian, this means in my head I have a list of rules that are fine for me to break, and a list of rules that if other people break they should be ultramurdered for it. There is some overlap in the two lists

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me when i leave my psych appointment at 8am:

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Congratulations Australia. When the spectre of global crisis even hinted at threatening our way of life Italians tried to save their pasta, and we went straight for the dunny roll.

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$4.99 no offers. Pick up only at Lindfield #toiletpaper

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Me after a trip to Bunnings to "Just buy soil"

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is it even an aussie summer if you don't complain about it being too hot then complain when it starts storming and hailing at 4pm

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was walking behind a guy in a guzman y gomez hoodie and baseball cap and i kept thinking “damn this dude loves gyg, he’s a bloody maniac for a burrito” and didn’t realize until three minutes later that he probably just works there

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Remember that bizarre group of girls in school who were obsessed with saddle club, said they could understand a horses feelings, and made sure you saw them eating carrots any chance they got? 😂 Just wanted to let you know we’re doing well and all have great vision.

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did you used to watch h2o: just add water and believe you could turn into a mermaid so you would search on youtube "how to become a mermaid" and follow these ridiculous videos like dipping your left pinky into 73 degree salty water at 8:21 pm or are you normal

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if anyone's ever wondered how they weigh a koala...

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bro how tf do macbooks cost like $3000 but sound like a jet engine when you open like 4 links at the same time? make it make sense

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Seems like lots of people are reaching baking point

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people in sydney be like “I know a spot” and then take you here 🍇

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Eucalyptus are the only plants named after what they would say if pruned

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@willsybee / Via Twitter

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An Australian tip for all Americans if someone says “hey mate ( pause ) how’s it going?” You’ve probably done something shitty if it’s “hey mattyyeeee how’sitgannn” you’re in the clear.

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The Australians aren't fucking about with the virus....

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Me: [sends email, feeling lighter] Recipient: [replies immediately] Me: HOW DARE YOU

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Dropping my husband off to Hubby Daycare

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