Buzz·Posted on 15 Dec 2020Here Are 55 Of The Best Tweets By Australians In 2020"Taking inspiration from birds and every few minutes just letting out a big scream."by Isha BassiEntertainment ProducerFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Andy Park @andy_park 2020: the year professionalism died. 09:14 AM - 01 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Liz Crashmas 🎄 @AsFarce everyone acts like it’s so easy to be Australian but possums keep breaking into my house and stealing fruit 10:10 AM - 07 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Jules LeFevre @jules_lefevre Do you ever think about the fact that Mark Holden waving his arm and screaming 'touchdown' was the height of Australian TV for about 3 years? 12:14 AM - 23 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Adam Wylde @AdamWylde I’m not there yet, but one more week of isolation and I will know every @TheWiggles song by heart 01:57 AM - 21 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Sami Shah @samishah Baked a delicious lasagna, and dropped the whole thing on the floor as I took it out of the oven. Now I’ve ordered Maccas. Fucking 2020. 07:26 AM - 20 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Deirdre @figgled Taking inspiration from birds and every few minutes just letting out a big scream 06:51 AM - 29 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. veronicaa @vtyl_ i just wanna go back to simpler times where we only worried about repping suprè tote bags and neon headbands 06:01 AM - 16 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. That Mom Tho @mom_tho I changed my Siri to an Australian woman and when I asked her for recipe ideas all she suggested was vegemite toast and called me a cunt. I think I love her. 01:30 PM - 03 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Isha Bassi @Isha_Bassi were you even a ‘00s kid growing up in australia unless you watched the simpsons at 6pm on channel 10 every weeknight 08:55 AM - 03 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Uncanny Annie @AnnieNNolan Responses to COVID-19 quarantines- ITALY: Music from balconies BRITS: Clap for workers EGYPT: pray from balconies US: Check on neighbours with notes under door GERMANY: sing from rooftops AUSTRALIA: 09:54 AM - 03 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Luka Muller @LukaCMuller People think Australian culture is about mateship and and lamingtons and stuff but mostly it’s about having to turn off wifi and use data in your own home 04:18 AM - 19 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Cat Wall @cat_wall_ I might not be girlfriend material but I’m definitely 04:07 AM - 04 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Michael Lucy @MmichaelLlucy the order of australia is 1 flake 1 dim sim minimum chips 04:04 AM - 08 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Liz Crashmas 🎄 @AsFarce *australian on the verge of total psychic collapse* look mate, 02:21 AM - 05 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. pomme koch wannabe ✡︎ ⚢ @soundoflonging ok because the wiggles is trending i want everyone to know jeff is the most relatable wiggle because i too fall asleep at any given moment. like stop yelling "wake up jeff" he's tired leave him be 07:44 PM - 21 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Lauren Bonner @laurenybonner Complimenting Avoiding traffic my boyfriend in Newtown 🤝 Go off King 04:37 AM - 20 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Ralph Dildo Emerson @mellooooooow imagine it’s 2007 and you’re hearing untouched by the veronicas for the first time 03:08 AM - 17 Sep 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. j*sh @punchhappiness me: nooo you can't just put every flavour in milk australia: haha industrial blender go brrrr 06:28 AM - 22 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. mermy christmas @classicmerm “Yummy” by Justin Bieber: -could have been written by a 4 year old -shallow lyrics that are SUPPOSED TO BE FOR HIS WIFE -not educational “Fruit Salad” by The Wiggles -written by the Beatles of Australia -educational lyrics that teach you how to make fruit salad -nutritious 05:27 PM - 12 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Dave @Mesut_Ausil They say the best things in life are free but sausage rolls usually cost between $3 and $5 12:34 PM - 30 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. jess @MISFlRE the wiggles could write let it be but the beatles couldn't write fruit salad. 06:17 AM - 22 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Steeveeee The_Emmalorian @StroppyTits My phone just autocorrected shitful to shitcunt and I’ve never felt more Australian. 04:07 AM - 11 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Kritty @krittyy My plans: 2020: 07:52 AM - 20 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Julia Willing @jcwilling_ it's not a true summer's day in australia until everyone in your social circle collectively uploads an instagram story with the same temperature sticker 04:41 AM - 07 Dec 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. max 🦇 happy holidays ✨ @cosmicandrogyny in australia, we don't call the warm months summer. we call it "fuck it's hot". and i think that's beautiful 06:31 PM - 02 Dec 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. IGGY AZALEA @IGGYAZALEA I’d never been embarrassed to be related to anyone until today when I found out my mother is one of the Australians bulk buying toilet paper. 10:21 AM - 03 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Lucy Smith @lcysmth I could drop dead in Priceline and would still end up spending $49 06:01 AM - 22 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. natalie tran @natalietran Dad's 78th birthday soon. I asked him if there's anything he'd like for his birthday and he replied "3 wicked wings from KFC" 02:19 AM - 18 Nov 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch the culture 05:38 AM - 26 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. Sophie Verass @sophieverass Australia’s deeply confused relationship with Halloween 01:31 AM - 15 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. Jenna Guillaume @JennaGuillaume Australia's national dishes are: -leftover sludge from brewing beer on white bread with butter -cheap sausages on white bread with butter, served in front of a hardware store -rainbow sugar balls on white bread with butter -chips with chicken salt on white bread with butter 07:20 AM - 09 Nov 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. Erin Gough @ErinOnFridays I’m just a girl, standing in front of a DIY project, asking that this time I don’t superglue my fingers together 10:48 PM - 12 Sep 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 33. NO. 1 ATEEZPOPPER (OFFICIAL) @seungkwantm me with normal me with salt: chicken salt: https://t.co/LBAwc3ZPln 07:36 AM - 03 Sep 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 34. James @cashbonez I’m an Australian, this means in my head I have a list of rules that are fine for me to break, and a list of rules that if other people break they should be ultramurdered for it. There is some overlap in the two lists 09:49 PM - 26 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 35. mich ✨ @mismatchedmich me when i leave my psych appointment at 8am: 11:47 PM - 25 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 36. 🎀 Stephanie Marie 🎀 @stefinitely85 The last great Australian dynasty 02:10 AM - 01 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 37. Swedish Canary @SwedishCanary Australian Christmas tree 04:15 AM - 01 Dec 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 38. Adam Liaw @adamliaw Congratulations Australia. When the spectre of global crisis even hinted at threatening our way of life Italians tried to save their pasta, and we went straight for the dunny roll. 06:33 AM - 03 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 39. Mrs Woog @Woogsworld $4.99 no offers. Pick up only at Lindfield #toiletpaper 10:04 AM - 03 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 40. ⟭⟬ Letti⁷ @IPurpleBTS4evr Me after a trip to Bunnings to "Just buy soil" 04:32 PM - 02 Nov 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 41. sohan @SohanJudge is it even an aussie summer if you don't complain about it being too hot then complain when it starts storming and hailing at 4pm 12:07 AM - 08 Dec 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 42. the irishman* @mrgracemugabe was walking behind a guy in a guzman y gomez hoodie and baseball cap and i kept thinking “damn this dude loves gyg, he’s a bloody maniac for a burrito” and didn’t realize until three minutes later that he probably just works there 04:56 AM - 11 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 43. sarah @skemp28 Remember that bizarre group of girls in school who were obsessed with saddle club, said they could understand a horses feelings, and made sure you saw them eating carrots any chance they got? 😂 Just wanted to let you know we’re doing well and all have great vision. 05:21 AM - 26 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 44. jess li @jooosli did you used to watch h2o: just add water and believe you could turn into a mermaid so you would search on youtube "how to become a mermaid" and follow these ridiculous videos like dipping your left pinky into 73 degree salty water at 8:21 pm or are you normal 01:41 PM - 20 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 45. Hunter Smith @MrHunterSmith Wash for Julia 11:00 PM - 06 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 46. Sophie Kalagas @skalagas if anyone's ever wondered how they weigh a koala... 03:00 AM - 19 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 47. Michelle Rennex @michellerennex bro how tf do macbooks cost like $3000 but sound like a jet engine when you open like 4 links at the same time? make it make sense 02:27 AM - 05 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 48. Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch Seems like lots of people are reaching baking point 11:08 AM - 05 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 49. Isha Bassi @Isha_Bassi people in sydney be like “I know a spot” and then take you here 🍇 03:35 AM - 02 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 50. Steven W Skinner @SkinnerSteven Eucalyptus are the only plants named after what they would say if pruned 02:44 PM - 13 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 51. @willsybee / Via Twitter 52. PaladinAmber @PaladinAmber An Australian tip for all Americans if someone says “hey mate ( pause ) how’s it going?” You’ve probably done something shitty if it’s “hey mattyyeeee how’sitgannn” you’re in the clear. 09:24 PM - 17 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 53. Crow Esquire @CrowSaorAlba1 The Australians aren't fucking about with the virus.... 05:46 PM - 13 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 54. Benjamin Law 羅旭能 @mrbenjaminlaw Me: [sends email, feeling lighter] Recipient: [replies immediately] Me: HOW DARE YOU 07:35 AM - 02 Sep 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 55. Sunila chawla @sunila_chawla Dropping my husband off to Hubby Daycare 03:59 AM - 13 Dec 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 2020 is finally (almost) over, and we're looking back on the year. Check out even more from the year here!