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23 Things That'll Prove 2016 Was Fucking Cruel To The Philippines

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1. When Baron Geisler did the unthinkable while filming a scene for a movie.

2. When Mocha Uson became a columnist for Philippine Star.

I just took a nap and woke up to Mocha Uson having a column in our newspaper? WHAT THE FUCK? I just sent my dad thi… https://t.co/ybB6a7lRE2

3. When Vice President Leni Robredo was asked not to attend cabinet meetings anymore VIA TEXT.

Which forced her to resign from her post as the Housing Chair.
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Which forced her to resign from her post as the Housing Chair.

4. When Pres. Duterte made a rape joke during the presidential campaign.

5. When Kidapawan farmers begged for rice, which is the saddest irony of all time.

6. When OTWOL was slammed by the police for disrespecting their uniforms in a bridal shower scene.

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7. And when the police run over some protesters during a rally at the US Embassy.

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This isn't fiction.

8. When the bill to reinstate the death penalty was approved at the committee level.

There's also a motion to lower the crime liability age.
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There's also a motion to lower the crime liability age.

9. And when the list of crimes punishable by death was released, which was like, "fuCKIN KILL THE CARNAPPERS buT RAPISTS?? Well, that depends, man."

10. And when former President Gloria Arroyo got acquitted of all plunder charges.

11. And of course, when the Supreme Court allowed the burial of the late dictator Ferdinand Marcos at the Libingan ng mga Bayani.

He was interred almost immediately, WALANG ALARM WALANG ANYTHING.
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He was interred almost immediately, WALANG ALARM WALANG ANYTHING.

12. The whole deal with Duterte's #WarOnDrugs.

13. And the entire Leila de Lima bullshit.

14. When Senator Miriam Defensor-Santiago died and we all knew we lost our favorite tita.

15. Literally every time Duterte said something to Obama.

16. And literally every time Teddy Boy Locsin, Jr., who BTW is the Philippines' ambassador to the UN, tweets.

17. The the UP Pep Squad decided the sit the UAAP CDC out because 2016 is the year we can't have nice things.

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18. This Facebook event that turned into an explosive meme.

19. When Andi Eigenmann dragged her ex-boyfriend Jake Ejercito when he called her a "relevant sham" for using him to promote a movie.

"Relevant sham" said the talentless guy who joined Aldub to stay in the spotlight and campaign for his dad.

Just incase hindi pa obvious, Mr Jake Ejercito, para saiyo lahat yan.

20. When somebody claimed to have seen a baby rat in her blended Starbucks frappe.

OH MY GASH.
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OH MY GASH.

21. This horror.

Tumaob yung truck ng Lydia's Lechon & nakawala mga baboy sa gitna ng SLEX 2016 BES ANO BANG GUSTO MO MANGYARE DI K… https://t.co/CZpLGte57H

22. This glitch.

23. And finally, this Twilight-Zone-slash-Black-Mirror-ish mystery of the bag full of hot rice.

Nagnegatibo sa pampasabog ang natagpuang bag. Ang laman pala ng bag ay bagong lutong kanin na umuusok pa. |@_jamesJA

??????? WHAT'S HAPPENING ????????

This year, in a nutshell:

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