1. This sheer honesty:
*wild tito appeears* "uy inom ka naman, kahit isang shot lang" "sorry, di po kasi ako umiinom... ng isang shot lang"
2. This nod to the Filipinos' affinity to round fruits during New Year's:
: Have a break. Have a...
3. This ode to Jhepoy Dizon:
TANGINA MO 2016 ANG PANGET NG PAGMUMUKHA MO NAKITA MO NA BA MUKHA MO SA SALAMEN ANG PANGET MO AH TANGINA MO WAG KA NA MAGEXTEND TIME KA NA E
4. This one that basically sums up our feelings for 2016:
Leaving 2016 behind and you're like:
5. And this one that's basically all of us during the holidays:
goals for NYE
6. This straightforwardness:
Long Lost Ninang: "iho saan ka nagaaral?" Me: "UST po" LLN: "ano kinukuha mo?" Me: "yung pamasko ko po"
7. This accurate reaction:
Some relative: "Sang school ka? Anong course mo? Ang laki mo na! May boyfriend ka na ba? May nanliligaw na ba sayo?… https://t.co/k4CUnjChyM
8. And, of course, this response to shut them out once and for all:
lola: "may girlfriend ka na ba?" "bakla po ako, b a k l a, bakla!"
9. Leni is us and we are Leni:
"ano na college plans mo?" "may boyfriend ka na ba?" "dami mong pimples. nagpupuyat ka ba?" "ah 18 ka na next year!… https://t.co/6T68OCCe5j
10. Same.
"ang taba taba mo na" "may girlfriend ka na ba?" "kelan ka gagraduate?" me: #IRAPANdanar
11. Seriously, these questions should be against human rights.
12. This quick lesson:
ACTIVE VOICE: Ikaw yata ay tumaba. PASSIVE VOICE: Tumaba ka yata. PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE VOICE: Musta na po si tito at yung kabit niya?
13. This pun:
bakit ka malungkot paskong-pasko buti pa si Jesus Messiah HAHAHAHAHA MERRY CHRISTMAS 😂😂😂
14. This hat tip for Terrie:
[maricel soriano, angry during christmas party] "WAG MO KONG MA MERRY MERRY!"
15. This glorious mistake:
Kiss under the cameltoe HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
16. These snaps:
Magpapasko na, pagbigyan niyo na 🎄
17. This guide to fitness:
New Trend: Mag-Zumba starting Dec. 15. Tapos 9 days rin. Zumbang Gabi.
18. This rigorous guideline:
Sa mga "inaanak" bring: Birth and baptismal certificate Affidavit w/ Photo Evidence (Notarized) 2 x 2 picture whole body *9 and below only
19. And finally, this thirsty greeting.
Merry Christmas from my family to the family we will start