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19 Tweets That'll Prove Filipinos Had The Most Laughs Over The Holidays

Because Filipino humor doesn't take vacations.

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1. This sheer honesty:

*wild tito appeears* "uy inom ka naman, kahit isang shot lang" "sorry, di po kasi ako umiinom... ng isang shot lang"

2. This nod to the Filipinos' affinity to round fruits during New Year's:

3. This ode to Jhepoy Dizon:

TANGINA MO 2016 ANG PANGET NG PAGMUMUKHA MO NAKITA MO NA BA MUKHA MO SA SALAMEN ANG PANGET MO AH TANGINA MO WAG KA NA MAGEXTEND TIME KA NA E

4. This one that basically sums up our feelings for 2016:

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5. And this one that's basically all of us during the holidays:

6. This straightforwardness:

Long Lost Ninang: "iho saan ka nagaaral?" Me: "UST po" LLN: "ano kinukuha mo?" Me: "yung pamasko ko po"

7. This accurate reaction:

Some relative: "Sang school ka? Anong course mo? Ang laki mo na! May boyfriend ka na ba? May nanliligaw na ba sayo?… https://t.co/k4CUnjChyM

8. And, of course, this response to shut them out once and for all:

lola: "may girlfriend ka na ba?" "bakla po ako, b a k l a, bakla!"

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9. Leni is us and we are Leni:

"ano na college plans mo?" "may boyfriend ka na ba?" "dami mong pimples. nagpupuyat ka ba?" "ah 18 ka na next year!… https://t.co/6T68OCCe5j

10. Same.

"ang taba taba mo na" "may girlfriend ka na ba?" "kelan ka gagraduate?" me: #IRAPANdanar

12. This quick lesson:

ACTIVE VOICE: Ikaw yata ay tumaba. PASSIVE VOICE: Tumaba ka yata. PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE VOICE: Musta na po si tito at yung kabit niya?

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13. This pun:

bakit ka malungkot paskong-pasko buti pa si Jesus Messiah HAHAHAHAHA MERRY CHRISTMAS 😂😂😂

14. This hat tip for Terrie:

[maricel soriano, angry during christmas party] "WAG MO KONG MA MERRY MERRY!"

15. This glorious mistake:

16. These snaps:

Magpapasko na, pagbigyan niyo na 🎄

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17. This guide to fitness:

New Trend: Mag-Zumba starting Dec. 15. Tapos 9 days rin. Zumbang Gabi.

18. This rigorous guideline:

Sa mga "inaanak" bring: Birth and baptismal certificate Affidavit w/ Photo Evidence (Notarized) 2 x 2 picture whole body *9 and below only

19. And finally, this thirsty greeting.

Merry Christmas from my family to the family we will start