1.
Why are your serving sizes so fucking big?
2.
How can you call it a meal when there’s no rice?
3.
Why don’t you take off your shoes when going inside the house?
4.
And why do you wear them when you're laying on the bed?
5.
Why do you always keep your doors unlocked?
6.
Why do children get out of school so fucking early??
7.
And why do parents let them come over their friends’ houses all the fucking time?
8.
Why are your parents so lenient???
9.
Also, why do high school kids look like adults??
10.
And why are they allowed to wear whatever they want in high school?
11.
And how do they already have cars?
12.
Why are house parties so popular?
13.
Why are ‘promposals’ such a big deal?
14.
What’s with the use of Fahrenheit?
15.
LOL, and why do you need IDs to buy alcohol?
16.
And why do you have to be 21?
17.
Why do you call your older brothers and sisters by their name?
18.
Why aren’t your middle names your mom’s maiden surname?
19.
And why do you only have one godfather/mother?
20.
Why are you expected to move out of your parent’s house?
21.
And finally, how are you satisfied with just toilet paper when taking a shit?
