1. When you make a promise that you're not gonna get wasted but you end up having to ask people how you got home:
2. When you try to convince everyone you're not even that drunk:
3. When you know what's about to go down:
4. When you don't wanna get too drunk too soon:
5. And when you just had your tagay and they're already giving you another:
6. When you feel it coming:
7. And you start to get emotional:
8. Or when a friend starts crying and you try to be a good listener:
9. And when it's your turn to tell a story but you can't because you're fucking wrecked:
10. When you emerge victorious:
11. When your parents check up on you:
12. When you wonder who's been eating the sisig and crispy pata you just ordered:
13. When you're just trying to send a damn text:
14. When a friend starts making you landi:
15. When you feel it's your time to shine:
16. And when somebody skips or steals the song you've been waiting for:
17. When you're in that level of being drunk that you just have to talk to everyone in English:
18. When you start a deep conversation and end up not making any sense:
19. And when you just want a damn post-inuman snack to sober the hell up:
