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When you get the golden opportunity.
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When you're malandi pero subtle lang.
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But subtlety isn't really your strongest suit.
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Because 100% of the time, you have NO CHILL 'pag nand'yan si Crush.
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When you're around them, you smile uncontrollably.
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And you strive to be the best version of yourself.
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You find ways to make landi even in the most innocent of places.
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You do things you thought you never could because of your kalandian.
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Because your only goal want to give them what they want.
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When you're trying to make papansin but you got bara instead.
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And when you want to make them bara but malandi ka.
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When you're busy making landi but someone ruins it.
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You plan your OOTDs according to your level of kalandian.
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But no matter how much you prepare, sometimes your kilig face ruins everything.
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But that doesn't stop you.
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Because making landi is a lifestyle.
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You're so malandi that you sometimes feel guilty.
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And you often feel like you owe your ninuno some apology.
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You go to mass to make sure your kalandian is under control.
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But even God cannot stop you.
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And if you're being honest, you only go to church to see your crush.
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You admire Jose Rizal not only for his works but also because of his kalandian.
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You've used the Andres line way too often.
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At some point, you try and hold back on the flirting.
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But it only lasts about 10 minutes.
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You're an expert in flirting on social media.
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You save your DMs only for the most important things.
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Because when your crush likes your selfie, you know that a wedding is in order.
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Your friends get too tired of your kalandian.
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And they've threatened so many times to tell you on your parents.
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But you know better than to let that stop you from being malandi.
