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31 Photos That'll Make All Malandi People Say "Me AF"

Ang landi mo, bes.

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1. When you get the golden opportunity.

2. When you're malandi pero subtle lang.

3. But subtlety isn't really your strongest suit.

4. Because 100% of the time, you have NO CHILL 'pag nand'yan si Crush.

Tag yourself I'm Juliette.

5. When you're around them, you smile uncontrollably.

Eng gwepe nemen kesheeee.
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Eng gwepe nemen kesheeee.

6. And you strive to be the best version of yourself.

7. You find ways to make landi even in the most innocent of places.

8. You do things you thought you never could because of your kalandian.

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9. Because your only goal want to give them what they want.

10. When you're trying to make papansin but you got bara instead.

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11. And when you want to make them bara but malandi ka.

12. When you're busy making landi but someone ruins it.

13. You plan your OOTDs according to your level of kalandian.

14. But no matter how much you prepare, sometimes your kilig face ruins everything.

Wa poise, beh.
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Wa poise, beh.

15. But that doesn't stop you.

Landi never stops.
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Landi never stops.

16. Because making landi is a lifestyle.

17. You're so malandi that you sometimes feel guilty.

18. And you often feel like you owe your ninuno some apology.

19. You go to mass to make sure your kalandian is under control.

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20. But even God cannot stop you.

21. And if you're being honest, you only go to church to see your crush.

Wag na i-deny.
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Wag na i-deny.

22. You admire Jose Rizal not only for his works but also because of his kalandian.

#KalandianGoals
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#KalandianGoals

23. You've used the Andres line way too often.

24. At some point, you try and hold back on the flirting.

25. But it only lasts about 10 minutes.

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26. You're an expert in flirting on social media.

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27. You save your DMs only for the most important things.

28. Because when your crush likes your selfie, you know that a wedding is in order.

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29. Your friends get too tired of your kalandian.

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30. And they've threatened so many times to tell you on your parents.

Alam ba 'yan ng nanay mo???
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Alam ba 'yan ng nanay mo???

31. But you know better than to let that stop you from being malandi.

AWARD!!!

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