1. When it's payday Friday and you're not sure if you're ready for what's out there.
2. When it starts to rain and you just know your night's completely ruined.
3. And when it barely rained but the road is practically an ocean.
4. Add to that a tiny accident that everyone could've avoided to make things worse.
5. When it's not even rush hour but you've moved two feet in thirty minutes.
6. When you badly have to pee but there's nothing you can do but wait.
7. When there's no alternate route with lighter traffic flow and you're just DONE AF.
8. And on a rare occasion that there's light traffic, you know there are only two reasons:
9. Everyone's at home for a Manny Pacquiao fight.
10. Or it's the End Of Days.
11. When you're about to leave the house but you know the minute you do, you'll feel SO TERRIBLE UGH.
12. When someone's road rage is out of control and you're trying to be the bigger person.
13. When you're feeling lucky because city buses almost killed you only twice today on your way to work.
14. When you've already exhausted your Instagram/Twitter/Facebook feed and you're still in the same spot as you were since, IDK, four hours ago?
15. When you don't know whether to laugh or cry at the wheel because you're so bored and hungry and late and there's nothing you can do about it.
16. When you've been stuck in the hell that is EDSA for so long, you don't know if you'll ever get out and you just wanna call 'Nay and tell her you love her.
17. When it took you three hours for a supposedly 20-minute trip.
18. When you've wasted all your energy on the road and you're exhausted by the time you get to your destination.
19. And when you get home knowing you survived EDSA traffic and you feel like you can take on anything.
