1. When the lady at the counters asks for something you don't have:
2. When you go for the highly innovative security check:
3. Or at least you expect to do so:
Hate it when everytime I open my bag before reaching the entrance & the guard doesn't give a damn about me like hello pls do your part naman
Konting effort naman, kuya.
4. When SM Hypermarket turns into a flash mob scene:
5. When a random man in long sleeves and a tie offers you some suspicious shit:
6. Or when a random lady offers you a perfume sample:
7. When you turn your head at one of those jiggly massage things:
8. When you're trying to ride the escalator properly and other people just won't cooperate:
9. The fact that somehow, somewhere, someone's singing at a karaoke machine in the middle of the mall:
10. When you just want to shop in peace:
11. When they play *that* annoying song:
12. When, thankfully, they cut off the music and speak gibberish over the PA:
13. When you're at the cinema and they play an ad you're all too familiar with before the movie:
14. And when the movie finally starts playing and the person in front of you keeps on texting:
15. Or when a baby suddenly wails right at a very important scene:
16. When you realize there aren't enough comfort rooms inside the mall:
17. And finally, when the word "bonus" means a whole different, less exciting, thing:
