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17 Things You'll Understand If You've Ever Shopped At SM

Dear shoppers, happy afternoon! *CLAP CLAP CLAP*

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1. When the lady at the counters asks for something you don't have:

2. When you go for the highly innovative security check:

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3. Or at least you expect to do so:

Hate it when everytime I open my bag before reaching the entrance & the guard doesn't give a damn about me like hello pls do your part naman

Konting effort naman, kuya.

4. When SM Hypermarket turns into a flash mob scene:

5. When a random man in long sleeves and a tie offers you some suspicious shit:

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6. Or when a random lady offers you a perfume sample:

7. When you turn your head at one of those jiggly massage things:

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8. When you're trying to ride the escalator properly and other people just won't cooperate:

9. The fact that somehow, somewhere, someone's singing at a karaoke machine in the middle of the mall:

If there's a will, there's a way. And when it comes to karaoke, Filipinos always have the will.
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If there's a will, there's a way. And when it comes to karaoke, Filipinos always have the will.

10. When you just want to shop in peace:

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11. When they play *that* annoying song:

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It's on the radio. It's on your kapitbahay. IT'S EVERYWHERE.

12. When, thankfully, they cut off the music and speak gibberish over the PA:

We could be dying and none of us will ever know.
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We could be dying and none of us will ever know.

13. When you're at the cinema and they play an ad you're all too familiar with before the movie:

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14. And when the movie finally starts playing and the person in front of you keeps on texting:

MBC

15. Or when a baby suddenly wails right at a very important scene:

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16. When you realize there aren't enough comfort rooms inside the mall:

17. And finally, when the word "bonus" means a whole different, less exciting, thing:

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