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Yung 2016 tumatawa ngayon tapos minimix yung contents ng cauldron niya... "and now for the final ingredient... " *tosses trump in*
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Me @ 2016:
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2016 says: ANO HA! MGA MUKHA NIYO!!! MAY TWO MONTHS PA AKO!!! MAGHANDA KAYO DI PA ME TAPOS!!! #2016rules #2016wins
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"Sorry guys nadelay lang ako ng 4 years but I'm finally becoming real"
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N E E D
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me to 2016: MA'AM PA-VOID!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Someday we'll know if love can move a mountain Someday we'll know why basura ang sangkatauhan
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Me to America #ElectionNight
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To all the racists and sexist fools who voted Trump
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Mood for 2016:
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"Pa, tangina ang lala talaga ng 2016." "Don't say bad words nak." "Okay pa, sorry. Pero tangina ang lala talaga ng 2**6 no?"
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UMAMIN KA NA SA CRUSH MO BESH MALAPIT NA ANG PAGHUHUKOM
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Gusto kong i-ctrl + alt + delete ang mundo.
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putangina naman human race parang binaliwala mo lahat ng character development natin ilang seasons na tayo nasa ere huy
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can we get 2 christmases this year pampalubag-loob lang
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Ma: "Hala, 3:00 na pala! Ambilis ng oras!" Me: "True. Sana nga 2022 na, eh."
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Ya know. I've always believed that people are generally good. Then stuff like this happen. Tapos narealize ko na wuw tanga ko din pala.
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Sino sa inyo may balat sa pwet at minalas tayo ng ganito??
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I knew I was saving this bottle for a reason, BUT I WASN'T EXPECTING T H I S REASON.
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even bea binene was shookt
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ayan ayan, di kasi kayo nagtweet ng "november please be good to me"
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IBALIK NYO NA AKO SA 2006 YUNG TIPONG PINOPROBLEMA KO LANG AY PAANO PANOORIN ANG STARS ARE BLIND SHET.
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GOD: anyare SATAN: I DIDN'T DO IT THEY DID
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Trump replaces Obama. Orange is the new Black.