14 (valid) Reasons Why Matt Stefanko Should Be Your Next SA President

Matt Stefanks you for voting.

1. He looks like a true visionary.

he shines bright like a diamond

2. He's mastered the distant stare. Many suave. Much professional.

3. He'll be the Rose to your Jack (but won't let you go)

4. He gives the people what they want.

(and the people want mac and cheese)

5. He'll take one for the team.

6. Relateable. Approachable. Fun. An average college boy with above average goals.

7. Kid friendly, Matthew Stefanko is the whole package.

8. Real men wear pink.

Not afraid to show his sensistive side, Matthew Stefanko is pictured here obviously comfortable in his skin and sexuality. What an attribute.

9. Lol yeah idk. I'm just gonna leave this here.

10. Always there to lend a helping hand.

11. A vote for Matt Stefanko is a slam dunk for Cornell.

(pretend he ended up making that shot lol)

12. His tender connection to nature drives him to push sustainability on campus.

13. Matt is 50 shades of greytness.

;)

14. He may still have a baby face, but he's man enough for the job.

Matt circa 1994. Don't dissapoint this lil guy. Seriously. Vote for Matt. Or he'll cry. You want to make this baby cry? That's just mean. Don't be mean to babies. Vote Stefanko.