19 Reasons Not To Go To The Beach This Summer
Rhymes with "shmarks."
Let's start by making sure we're all on the same page:
Oh, you're going to the beach? No.
"Nope nope nope nope," say all the little fishies.
Innocent, land-locked Slip 'N Slide?
A shark so ugly that even his momma is like "Nope!"
Your trip to the beach this summer (a dramatization):
A big, flying nooooope!
Epilogue: Are you safe not at the beach?
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