19 Reasons Not To Go To The Beach This Summer

Rhymes with “shmarks.”

Let’s start by making sure we’re all on the same page:

OK? OK. Let’s begin:

6. Oh, you’re going to the beach? No.

7. Absolutely not.

8. “Nope nope nope nope,” say all the little fishies.

10. Hahahahahahaha! No.

11. Even animated…NOPE.

12. Innocent, land-locked Slip ‘N Slide?

Noooooooope!

14. A shark so ugly that even his momma is like “Nope!”

15. Your trip to the beach this summer (a dramatization):

Nope nope nope.

16. A big, flying nooooope!

19. Epilogue: Are you safe not at the beach?

Nooooope! Moving to Kansas. Bye!

Check out more articles on BuzzFeed.com!

 
  Your Reaction?
  REACT WITH GIF
 

    Starting soon, you'll only be able to post a comment on BuzzFeed using a Facebook account or via our app. If you have questions or thoughts, email us here.

    Contributions

    Hot Buzz

    Does Lana Del Rey Love Coffee: BuzzFeed Investigates

    Overweight Men Need Your Empathy, Not Your Jokes

    Now Buzzing