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How Much Of A Book Addict Are You?

Just one more chapter, I promise.

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    Read more than one book a month?
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    Read more than one book a week?
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    Read more than one book a day?
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    Read more than one book at the same time?
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    Read more than two books at the same time?
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    Read more than three books at the same time?
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    Lose track of the number of books you are reading at the same time?
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    Prefer dates with books over dates with strangers?
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    Prefer dates with books over dates with friends?
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    Prefer dates with books over dates with your main squeeze?
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    Prefer dates with books, period?
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    Fall asleep with a book more than once a week?
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    Fall asleep with a book more than twice a week?
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    Fall asleep with a book more than three times a week?
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    Fall asleep with a book more than four times a week?
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    Fall asleep with a book more than five times a week?
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    Fall asleep with a book more than six times a week?
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    Fall asleep with a book more than seven times a week (c'mon, naps)?
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    Actually never fall asleep with a book because who has time to sleep when this book needs finishing?
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    Have one book on your bedside table?
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    Have two books on your bedside table?
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    Have three books on your bedside table?
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    Have a giant stack of books on your bedside table?
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    Not have a bedside table, just a giant stack of bedside books that act as your bedside table?
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    Have one bookshelf in your home?
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    Have two bookshelves in your home?
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    Have three bookshelves in your home?
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    Have bookshelves instead of walls in your home?
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    Not even know what bookshelves are, because your home is entirely made of books?
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    Have a library card?
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    Have multiple library cards?
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    Have multiple library cards because you are wanted at one or more libraries for exorbitant late fees?
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    Read while at the dinner table?
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    Read while a friend is talking to you?
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    Read while walking down the street?
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    Read while riding your bike?
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    Read while driving?
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    Ever laugh out loud while reading a book?
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    Ever cry while reading a book?
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    Ever swear under your breath while reading a book?
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    Ever swear audibly while reading a book?
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    Ever yell while reading a book?
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    Ever throw the book you're reading across the room because WHY?
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    Ever do number 38 through 43 all while reading the same book?
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    Ever miss your subway stop because you're reading a book?
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    Ever miss your train entirely because you're reading a book?
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    Ever call in sick to work so that you can finish a book?
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    Ever wear headphones (no music) while reading so no one interrupts you?
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    Ever ask yourself "WWMFC?" (What Would My Favorite Character Do?) when faced with a real-life issue?
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    Give books instead of advice when a friend comes to you for help?
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    Have extreme rules for whenever you loan a book to a friend?
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    Refuse to loan out your books, period?
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    Have trouble walking past a bookstore?
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    Know all of your local booksellers by name?
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    Take your paycheck straight to your local bookstore?
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    Buy books even when you can't make rent?
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    Avoid moving at all costs because your library is so large?
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    Sacrifice all your belongings aside from your books if you ever do end up having to move (probably because of the aforementioned rent thing)?
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    Feel most at home in a bookstore or library?
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    Ever fantasize about kidnapping your favorite authors to get them to finish your favorite series (ahem, George R. R. Martin)?
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    Ever fantasize about kidnapping your favorite authors for other purposes (ahem, Annie Wilkes)?
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    Get a little tyrannical when it comes to book clubs?
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    Follow more authors than friends on Twitter?
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    Not actually use social media because it cuts into your reading time?
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    Pride yourself on your ability to turn anything into a bookmark?
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    Carry at least one book on your person at all times?
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    Ever try to cook meals featured in your favorite books?
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    Ever wish you could be friends with your favorite character?
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    Ever wish you could date your favorite character?
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    Ever dress up as characters of your favorite books?
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    Always read the book before you see the movie?
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    Never see the movie because you're worried it will ruin your perfect imagining of the book?
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    Judge people by their taste in books?
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    Sometimes wish that you lived in the fantasy universes of your favorite books instead of in the mundane real world?
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    Often wish that you lived in the fantasy universes of your favorite books instead of in the mundane real world?
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    Know in your heart that real world is the fantasy and that the world of your books is true reality?
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    Get jealous of your local bookstore's cat?
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