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18 Giant Frickin' Pumpkins That Are Way Too Frickin' Big

What the frick are you doing, pumpkin?

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1. This frickin' pumpkin that's bigger than this frickin' cute dog.

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2. This frickin' pumpkin that this adorable frickin' kid is riding like a horse.

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3. This frickin' pumpkin that thinks it can ride around in a frickin' car like a frickin' human.

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Buckle up, ya frickin' maniac.

4. And this frickin' pumpkin that's so frickin' big it stole your girl.

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5. This frickin' pumpkin that is way frickin' bigger than this frickin' dude's hand.

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6. Plus these frickin' pumpkins that don't give a frickin' frick about smashing these tiny frickin' flowers.

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7. This frickin' pumpkin that's like a frickin' mountain to this frickin' dog right here.

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Like a frickin' puppy Edmund Hillary, ain't ya?

8. And this frickin' pumpkin that needs three dudes and a frickin' crane just to move around.

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9. This frickin' pumpkin that gets driven around in a frickin' chariot like some sort of frickin' king.

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10. Not to mention this frickin' pumpkin that this woman has turned into a frickin' boat.

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Her new name's Hucklepumpkin Frickin' Finn.

11. There's this frickin' pumpkin that so frickin' big people named it Gary.

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12. Plus this frickin' pumpkin that's so frickin' big it's this kid's new house.

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He lives here now. Like a frickin' pumpkin turtle.

13. This frickin' pumpkin that's so frickin' big every frickin' time it needs to frickin' go somewhere somebody's gotta be like "Joe, get the frickin' tow truck!"

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Joe is sick of driving you the frick around, pumpkin.

14. And these frickin' pumpkins that are way bigger than this frickin' human lady.

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What're you doing, lady? Frickin' run!

15. Then there's this frickin' artistic pumpkin that thinks deep artistic frickin' thoughts while it stares out at the frickin' ocean.

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16. And this frickin' pumpkin that's so big the frickin' Pumpkin Queen chose it as her frickin' royal pumpkin throne.

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Don't tell me you don't know abou the frickin' Pumpkin Queen.

17. This frickin' pumpkin is so frickin' big it gets its own frickin' house.

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I don't even have a frickin' house, pumpkin.

18. And finally this frickin' pumpkin that weighs 2,185 frickin' pounds!!!!!

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Like some sort of frickin' pumpkin planet that's bigger than frickin' Pluto!

Well frickin' played, you giant frickin' pumpkins. 🎃

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