1. Your school bus probably looks something like this.
2. And 40 kids in a class? That sounds about right.
3. But at least your school trips are to museums that actually matter.
4. You understand that movie theaters are meant to be fun.
5. And that being there for your neighbors is a must.
6. You have a deep and abiding love for the public pool.
7. You also have a great appreciation for public art.
8. And public dance.
9. Public performance of any kind, really.
10. You take pleasure in watching the local wildlife.
11. And what other people call tourist attractions? You call hangout spots.
12. You know what your mom is going to say when you ask if you can leave the block after dark.
13. But you sneak downtown anyway to try out your fake ID at the newest club.
14. Which...usually doesn't go as planned.
15. But getting busted coming home? That's a pretty sure bet.
16. Though getting in trouble with your mom or pop can be the least of your worries.
17. No matter where you're going, you always know the quickest way there.
Shortcuts are a must.