1. (I Want to) F. Scott Fitzgerald T-Shirt
2. Book Map
3. Monsters of Modern Literature Trading Cards
4. "Bartleby, the Scrivener" Tote Bag
5. Read Hard Mug
6. Howl Onesie
7. Motivational Postcard for Writers Who Sometimes Feel a Little Unmotivated
8. Libraries of L.A. Tote
9. "But a Snitch Ain't One" iPhone Cover
10. The Tin House Koozie
11. Eileen Myles Tote Bag
12. Write Like a Motherfucker Mug
13. The Brothers Karamazov T-Shirt
14. San Francisco Literary Map Wooden Jigsaw Puzzle
15. A Subscription to The Thing Quarterly
16. A Book
Updated: Isaac Fitzgerald, this post's author, previously worked for The Rumpus (#12) and McSweeneys (#5). He does not earn profits from their sales. (12/8/13)