Which Ghost Should You Have Sex With Based On Your Zodiac Sign?
This sweet, lovable ghost will ask, "Can I have you?" But your clothes will already be ripped off as you're waiting patiently in the bedroom. "Have ALL of me," you'll coo.
Space Ghost will be taking you on a coast-to-coast lovemaking session, hitting it in every single position, and every single location he can fly to.
Munch. Munch. Much. All niiiiight.
Not only will you be banging a ghost, but you'll be banging the smart ghost in the afterlife. You won't be able to hear his dirty talk, but it will be written all over the walls.
Who needs the Astroglide when Slimer can produce his own personal lubricant?
The only ghost that will bang you then serve you breakfast in bed.
I'm positive you'll be screaming his name more than three times.
The only screams coming from the Haunted Mansion will be you screaming, "Don't stop!"
You'll be scorching up the sheets with this demon-hunting vigilante and using all types of sexy oils that he can also use to lubricate his motorcycle.
This Phantom is not just funky, he knows how to GET funky. And if you dare try and call his show a Scooby-Doo rip-off, he'll get even kinkier. So actually, maybe you should dare.
Wet clay is all the lube you'll need once Patrick Swayze swaggers into the room, jeans unbutton, and ghost dick imprinted in his jeans.
Why bang a ghost when you can make sweet love to the Ghost Whisperer herself and invite all the ghosts into your bedroom that you desire? Screw open relationships, fucking the dead with your partner is the new black.