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20 Times Drake Had You Crawling Through The Desert Dying Of Thirst

Parched /pärCHt/ adjective. Extremely thirsty.

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1. Drake is a bit like a sandstorm. His sole reason for being is to elicit thirst.

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2. Does he go for the obvious and let you lust after his chest?

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3. Or perhaps let you fantasize about his Wheelchair Jimmy?

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4. No, he knows which asset of his is best left unclothed.

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6. Cut to perfection like the Colossus of Rhodes, only there's no Mandraki Harbour for you to slurp the necessary amount of saltwater to keep hydrated.

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7. Drake plays in the water, but you will have NONE. You must remain parched.

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8. His arms often perform feats of strength.

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9. Rumor has it Britney Spears' "Stronger" is actually about Drake's arms.

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10. Kelly Clarkson had to get in on the game and write her own "Stronger" ode to Drake's arms.

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11. But wait, Imma let you finish, but Kanye's "Stronger" is the best song about Drake's arms EVER.

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12. The best thing about Drake's arms is that they're attached to those hirsute armpits.

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13. And those "Joe Manganiello Who?" pecs.

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14. But don't get it twisted, Drake pays equal attention to his legs.

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15. You'll never see Drake with a basic "Legs day!" Facebook status update, because EVERY DAY IS LEGS DAY.

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16. But he never forgets about his arms.

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17. His boys don't cry because they lose basketball games, they cry because Drake never misses a chance to bare his arms.

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18. In fact, Drake is applying to be a U.S. Citizen just to enjoy his right to BEAR ARMS.

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19. But carrying those arms around all day can be tiring, so sometimes Drake sips some Hennessy and hums some Anita Baker until he falls asleep.

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20. But with Drake, there is never a farewell to arms. The next day he's back at it.

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